man would i suck......

Author: xxausrottenxx

Date: September 17, 2003

by xxausrottenxx
9-17-03
if i was zelda
hey this is pretty sweet, im on my way to save the banging princess chick, and i havent seen one monster yet!
GIMME YER FUCKIN CHU-JELLY!
well hello there my na.....whoa whoa fuck this
GIMME YOUR TITS
man its a good thing i quit while i was ahead, i could have been killed out there...or molested
hello?? mr. link? my hero? hey quit it!! stop touchin me there! OMG THATS NOT MY TRIFORCE!!!!