...his belly shook like a bowl full of KY jelly

Author: xxausrottenxx

Date: December 9, 2003

by xxausrottenxx
12-09-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it! The Naughty Index is up to 98% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets Santa! What are we going to do?
just as the plan has been all along, dress up as two ordinary homosexuals on a binge for bondage toys, and fill the world with the joy it once held so very long ago
but santa, theres a republican in the office this plan is never going to wo.....oh fuck it