since when does rioting spur the apocolypse?

Author: xxausrottenxx

Date: January 6, 2004

by xxausrottenxx
1-06-04
Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
well i was marching in the gay pride parade when all of a sudden someone broke out the jizz turrets
its official folks, this joke just got old!