one fucked up christmas-3

Author: xxausrottenxx

Date: December 23, 2004

by xxausrottenxx
12-23-04
meanwhile, in heaven
so, what's the agenda for today
well, today is the recreation of the day jesus was born
oh thats neat, so, like a little manger with a couple ten year olds playing mary and joseph and a little dolly for jesus?
well, that was the basic idea, until some asshole gave him the 'Aliens' trilogy at the office party
oh?
so yeah, if violently bursting through the uterus of a virgin isn't your thing, you're pretty much shit out of luck