FTC 56- retarded

Author: xxausrottenxx

Date: February 21, 2005

by xxausrottenxx
2-21-05
What's that you got in the mail?
Says here that ASWAN has nominated me to receive their highest award.
Wow, what an honor!
It also says I need to be at their downtown headquarters in 30 minutes to accept it. Could you give me a ride?
a rimjob and 25 cents? I thought this was the highest award?
I'm a fuckin swan, what else did you expect?