Safe House

Author: xxxenon

Date: August 14, 2005

by xxxenon
8-14-05
Would you like a glass of vintage wine from Adolf Hitler's private collection ?The United States Military siezed it when they ransacked German Headquarters.
Ya,and I would like Swiss Colony Cheese to go with the Italian Salami.Do you have authentic Cuban Cigars from (1962) Fidel Castro SPECIAL EDITION ?
We have it all here on this Tropical Island Paradise.The bread is freshly baked and the Spirit is Positive.
Ahhh! Positive affirmations motivate me.I think I have to take a Poop !
Your new litter box cover is inlaid with Rubies,Pearls and Sapphires.Representing the American Flag.The U.S. Military confiscated it when they raided the Saudi King Royal Palace.
On the throne I sit the best ideas come when your taking a Shit!!! Woof ,Woof ,Woof