These rules are hard

Author: y

Date: July 7, 2003

by y
7-07-03
Gasp! That nuclear explosion must have caused a rift in the space-time continuum!
Yes! We're going...BACK IN TIME!!!!!!
What luck! This means we can undo the geopolitical contingencies that led to the war!
Whee!
Now remember, Mr President: this time don't make "slitty eye" faces at the Chinese ambassador!
But he has got slitty eyes!