All comics by yakitty_yak

 

by yakitty_yak
10-05-01
Aj...I am really offended you are constantly calling me a tramp. I think your just insecure i fucked 12 other men before we started dating.
TRAMP! TramPY TraMP TRAMP!
aren't you going to apologize? You dont want me to convieniently get pregnent again or file more false charges of harrassment... do you?
God damn it DUS!
and that's another thing...this whole Dicked-Up-Slut thing...
fine! fine! Just shut your dicked up snout!

 

by yakitty_yak
10-05-01
jesus, joseph smith here. i know weve gone over this whole mormon thing a thousand times, but even I don't quite get it...
now that ive extended the whole eternal family thing...what do i do now? are we finished? do i have to return the money?
jesus?

 

by yakitty_yak
10-05-01
Ich bin der Hammer!
Klasse....ein anderer Hammer
Ich denke dieser gehoert zu dir
Hier kommt die Witze...
du brauchst es fuer das Arbeit des Sohn des Goettes
bitte...lass mich im Ruhig

 

by yakitty_yak
10-05-01
Herr Peter! Wie hast du deine Zwei Finger gebrochen?!?!
Ich warte...
es ist nur eine Finger
Herr Peter...es ist DER FINGER . So viele Fehler
echte schade

 

by yakitty_yak
10-05-01
Ich bin der man, der im Schatten lauert
Ich moechte Droggen und Telefonkarten verkaufen
er sieht doch so gut aus! Vielleicht wird er mich zu Prom nehmen! Ich soll zu meinen Mormon Gott sprechen
es kann sein
what is my NAME BITCH!
Ruf mich an! Ruf mich an!

 

by yakitty_yak
10-05-01
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
its gotta be Elliot! Its been two days and i knew he would call!
hey! Oh hey baby...of course I remember you.. hows it going?
Tim....this is hard for me to say, but I tested positive for herpes...
The harsh truth sinks in....
Hello? are you there? say something!
....now were you the blond or the brunette?

 

by yakitty_yak
10-06-01
KKs Short Midget Stalker pipsqueaks his piddly dialect
aber, ich verstehe nicht...
LASS MICH FUCKING IM RUHIG!
But alas, to no avail
aber, koennen wir nicht tanzen gehen, oder ins Kino gehen?
In the end, the country and language that harbor him prove his downfall
Good ol' Deutsche vernichten...they have a verb for everything

 

by yakitty_yak
10-09-01
The crowd titters in an anticipation deepened by the excessive intake of booze...,
today is a very special day! Dan's 21st Bday!
SHUT UP and Bring out the stripper already! WHOOHOO!!
Sadly, the offerings of Isla Vista disapoint once again.
oh yeah baby
DAMN that bitch is ugly! Where's that blond with the scar on her back!?!
The night is quickly redeemed
that was diapointing.....well, here is Jesus with his rendition of cumbaija (applause)
thank you, thank you. Happy Birthday Dan! Anybody here from Goleta?

 

by yakitty_yak
6-27-02
*legal disclaimer....This is based on a true story, and as such is not a needless persecution of mormons, but an anectdotal one
KNOCK KNOCK
Oh my GoD it's the cops! THAT child porn site WAS a trap! Stay calm, it could just be the SEC here about my "Martha Stewert spring portfolio cleaning."
Hi! We saw you from your window while lurking in your bushes last night and we couldn't help but notice that you are Chinese
If by Chinese you mean Korean, you could say Chinese I guess if you would like to believe but close enough. yes. you guys aren't cops are you?
The paronoia sets in
Hes talking devil speak! Shut up and let us convert you!
Oh shit, it's worse than I thought! They sent the mormons to arrest me!

 

by yakitty_yak
6-27-02
oh yeah Boss you are so smart!
Excellent. George Bush's CIA will never find me now! Osama, this is the cleverist disguise yet.
Unfortunately, being out of touch with reality, Osama Bin Laden remains unaware of the implications of his disguise...
I mean talk about a killer costume. Who would suspect a gay priest?
or his exposed derrier and the close proximity of a horny cop
MM mmm! Father, I am gonna have to write you up for that tight ass of yoursr

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