All comics by yellowdart

 

by yellowdart
6-13-03
Dear God I must be hallucinating!!
Yes you are
Where the fuck did you come from?
nodicks
Try this shit man its some good stuff.
I'm on that like tits on Dolly Parton.

 

by yellowdart
6-18-03
My Grandma just died this morning man.
No way!! We better send an e-mail to the doctor.
How do you spell cough man.
I think its K-A-U-F-M-A-N.

 

by yellowdart
6-18-03
My Grandma just died this morning man.
No way!!! We better send an e-mail to the doctor.
How do you spell cough man?
I think it's K-A-U-F-M-A-N.
Send e-mail to the kaufman.gmu.edu

 

by yellowdart
9-02-04
Hey, where have you been YellowDart?
I was in outer space, I just got back.
You couldn't at least have sent an e-mail or something to say that you were still alive?
I was busy man space exploration is tiring.
You could have at least warned me that you were coming back. I would have put on my good chaps.
I'm outta here man.

 

by yellowdart
9-02-04
Okay kids, this is your first warning. The next time you tell me that the integral of cos (x) equals sin (x) I'm going to have to haul you off.
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Man, you don't even have a clue do you?
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I thought so.
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by yellowdart
7-11-06
Yo J-Dawg. Why you be having such a good body?
Heroine.
On teh realz?
Yup.
So, you be the original Kate Moss an all that then huh?
What's a Kate Moss?

 

by yellowdart
7-15-06
I'm white and you are black, yet the lord loves us equally.
I also believe that the lord is what truly inspires us to continue living a meaningful existence devoid of murder and rape.
I don't remember the lord saying anything bad about rape.
Well, I don't think he would want us to have any pre maritial sex. Let alone savage bloody pre marital sex.
According to this exemption I received from the lord I it is ok for me to rape as I please as long as I only rape men who truly believe in his honor.
You know, it isn't rape if I want it. I need to feel you inside of me.

 

by yellowdart
7-19-06
So you're the atheist cat that everyone has been telling me about.
Yeah, I'm an atheist. You know what if there is a god I would like to see him strike me down right now. COME ON GOD YA LIL BITCH!
Oh, hell naw, nigga.

 

by yellowdart
7-19-06
So you're the atheist cat that everyone has been telling me about.
Yeah, I'm an atheist. You know what if there is a god I would like to see him strike me down right now. COME ON GOD YA LIL BITCH!

 

by yellowdart
7-20-06
I wish there were some nice neighborhood children who I could explain my atheist viewpoints without being asked first.
What up, dawg! Yo, let me spit it like dis, if there really were a God in the sky wouldn't I have been born black?

 

by yellowdart
7-20-06
I've only been black for 2 panels and I can already tell that there must be a god in heaven. Cause I can feel him in my veins.
Sucker.
Oh hell naw!

 

by yellowdart
7-20-06
So yeah, alot of stuff has been happening lately and I'm starting to wonder if there really is a god.
You know, it's just one of those things that can't be proved either way. Just deal with the fact that some believe and others don't. It really shouldn't concern you that much.
Maybe you're right land shark.
God, now that I believe in you and everything. Can I win the lotto?

 

by yellowdart
7-21-06
You know what, I've been doing some thinking and I'm almost positive there is no god.
Well, what makes you say that?
Well, for starters, I prayed to win the lottery. It didn't happen. I also prayed that I could be human. Cause as a cat my people have been through so much.
I don't think it would be so bad to be a cat.
You'll never understand what it means the type of cross I have to carry, the things my people have gone through.
I'm Jewish.

 

by yellowdart
7-21-06
Jewish huh? That must be pretty tough. What makes you believe in god?
I don't know. My parents made me take religious classes and stuff.
So, you never chose to believe in god? Have you ever sat down and thought about it?
I just believe. I'm not even sure how we started talking about this.
I just brought it up for no apparent reason because I don't believe in god and I think anyone who does is wrong.
That makes sense.

 

by yellowdart
7-21-06
Who are you? You're like my exact double.
I'm your evil doppleganger sent by the devil to challenge you to a duel for your soul.
I don't believe in god, or the devil or souls so tell him he can have it.
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A week later after being run over.....
I guess hindsight is 20/20.

 

by yellowdart
7-23-06
Oh no! I over slept and missed the fiesta. I suppose I'll have to travel back in time.
4 hours earlier than the 1st panel
Hi, I'm here for the fiesta.
Right this way lover.
45 minutes after the 2nd panel
I can't believe I travelled back in time for a cum fiesta.

 

by yellowdart
10-25-06
Did you hear about the study that says men can be straight if they "apply themselves?"
I guess you can't believe everything you hear.
You're gay?
No...
Oh, I thought--
I'M SUPER FUCKING GAY!!!

 

by yellowdart
10-26-06
Did you hear about the study that says men can be straight if they "apply themselves?"
I wish you would open up to me more.
I wish you would just break up with me if you're unhappy in our relationship instead of trying to convince me that I'm a heterosexual.

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