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by yipper
8-16-06
if I was god I'd give myself company
ok
hmmmmm
you there
I wish there was some one here so badly
HEY DOWN HERE ASSHOLE

 

by yipper
8-16-06
now boy the only weakness of a dinosaur is the lord Jesus Christ
What?
you know prayer and the power of christ compeals you it is all true look I'll send that one over that the pope purified
the dinosaurs are extinct
good day my fellow human being I am a human most definatly not a dinosaur ok
AHhhh I was suddenly turned into a vagina

 

by yipper
8-16-06
welcome to channel 3 news the only news broadcast allowed to be held under water
unfortunatly it gets cold down here and we are not allowed to smoke or eat food unless told to eat
well any who to our first story my co ancher got to go to the surfice only to be attacked and killed my killer robots

 

by yipper
8-16-06
well any ways the anchor man is a douche bag and that's about all you need to know for now
ahm
yeah
have you not noticed
noticed what
that it was me holding a sock puppet...... my god your stupid

 

Oh hello there names mary I would like to aplogize for john the anchor mans behavior he is just a douche
by yipper, 8-16-06

 

by yipper
8-16-06
yeah and jimmy omg he is stupid he dresses up in a stunt man costume and thinks noone knows it's him
John don't get me started on john
I am but a figment of your gay fantasys john the anchor man I must say I love the sound of that oh wait your not john oh crap in a hat
and that is that ladies and gentle men
john do you by any chance like clowns

 

by yipper
8-16-06
hello mike moore
hello I am wondering to you accecpt a good blowing for a big mac
um excuse me
hmmmmmm yum
um I am gonna go on break
yeah you do that sweet cheeks <3

 

by yipper
8-16-06
they are standing in front of a window
hey jimmy how are you doing have you seen Mary around
no I have not Alice if that is your real name
huh ? what you don't think that is my name
I heard about your surgery to become a woman
do you want me to kill you where did you hear that from
ummmmm I thought this safety suit told me and safe it is property of nasa wonder what that means

 

by yipper
8-16-06
welcome to hell foolish mortal
I thought it would be alot more flaming
why cause your gay
uh No
hold on a moment it's ok I like my homosexuals to be flaming
what ever you say fruity

 

by yipper
8-16-06
I did not know we had a prison down here
I guess you learn something new every day
to be continued like all the others I know not funny wait til the continuation
what are you doing locked in a prison

 

by yipper
8-16-06
I am not sure last thing I remember was was john
john ?
yeah
I guess that explains why your 3/4 naked
the thing is I can't quite remember where my apearl went said john dressed as a woman
what the hell are you talking about
just ask him about bo bo the clown and you will see well I am gonna let you out now

 

by yipper
8-16-06
are you sure sending those four from channel 3 down there to take over the channel was safe and a smart move
oh shut the fuck up they did not take over the channel I just sent them down there to get rid of em
what !!!
yeah they can't broadcast from down there they are bassically playing television game that 5 year olds play with boxs
your kidding right
whats with all the dumbass questions you wanna go down there too you little prick

 

by yipper
8-16-06
hello son I am god that is right the almighty I am offering you a chance to redeem your self in my eyes what do you say
wanna see a penis

 

by yipper
8-16-06
hello good sir
Oh my Dear Baby Jesus
what
a black person who does not say nigga brother or sista
shut up bitch fucking racist honkey
I knew you were a true nigger YAY for Racial Stereo Types

 

Nelson was in for a big Surprise
I am here for Tim the Tool man taylor
by yipper, 8-17-06

 

by yipper
8-17-06
poor jake picked the wrong house
oh crap
you son of a bitch
well RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Uhh for kiddies that's tomato sauce

 

by yipper
8-17-06
uhhhh I got your cat
Blasted Kitty Foo Goo You bastard child how many times do I have to tell you I am a big fat black woman
uh excuse me but....
don't interupt you you fat whore that's all you are you never pay child support
to inapropriate to type out
I honestly do not know how to respond
you never understood me goofy Mickey pleased my $#%$^ %^ $%#^ $%^ #$%^ $%# ^%$^#%&@$%$^ %^# %%$#%^#$% $% #$%%^ #$%^ ALL THE TIME

 

by yipper
8-17-06
Hello master
Hello Action Man or shall I say jimmy muhahaha
How did you know
Majic
HOLY FUCK REALLY
uh yeah wait hold on I am pulling a rabbit through the t.v

 

by yipper
8-17-06
Hello I am yipper creator of these comics and you are
names grey not gay just grey
ahhh I understand completly nowI want you to go down to channel 3 and eliminate them ok
got it oh and by the way I have a side kick his name is blobey is it ok if he comes along
uh sure why the hell I am off to space to kill and oranged hair douche for giving them enough to broadcast down there
gonna go kill some people and gonna have a hell of a time uh doo doo tra la la la la la

 

by yipper
8-17-06
It's not that I don't love you it's just my ninja ways that get in the way
for the last time I am just going to get milk you tard

 

by yipper
8-17-06
look ron I am telling you for the last time what happens in Vegas stays in vegas that is the moto
And I am telling you the moto is what happens in vegas is extremly gay is the moto
look that would be the stupidest moto for a town ever
look I am tired of this shit nothing good happens in vegas every one is over 55 and everyone spends all their money on old prostitutes
hmmmm kinda like you every day
ha ha ha that is why I talk to you every day is it not

 

by yipper
8-17-06
oh hello jimmy
hey your that guy who sent us down here
yep and now I have been sent down here for being " Incompetent when working and masturbating"
ahhhh that sight of you whacking your weasle has blinded me
yeah I did that to me too
oh god run a way I don't want to hear any more

 

by yipper
8-17-06
good news mr.green the reason your green is some how caused by the fact that you have a brain tumor Polio and aids
how is that good news
well compaired to the news that I am a Rash intern about to preform surgery on you and that I am pretty drunk right now. you see
hmmmm
any who get in that chamber and we will begin operating
All right but if I don't come out of this alive tell my son I always thought he was a little gay ok

 

by yipper
8-17-06
things started off bad
then got worse
and then they got really bad

 

your dad says he always thought you where a little gay
oh well that is just super Tubular newsaroonie !
by yipper, 8-17-06

 

by yipper
8-22-06
it has been 5 days since I crash landed on this strange planet no sign of life
ehhhh wanna see a penis

 

and i told that Stegasaurus I am gonna eat him and the guy starts swinging his tail at me like he hates my banana sized teeth being sunken to his skin
Good Evening Mnight Shamalama family
by yipper, 8-22-06

 

ok ok I am a flaming homo
by yipper, 8-22-06

 

by yipper
8-22-06
what's the deal with air line food ?

 

by yipper
8-23-06
Well We have been called here to crit , criti, say waht we think about yippers comics
Argh That be a rooty tooty fresh
Is that not the most truth ful thing you ever done did hear ?
YArg I think yipper be two inches shy of a penis
I agree Boy Man Pirate friend
Yaharg ok buddy your just creeping me right the fuck out

 

by yipper
8-26-06
well I guess this is it I am going up to the surface to find the ceo of channel 3 and destroy and or kill him
your gonna kill him I thought you were just gonna tell him to get us out of here
ahhhh common mistake you see when I say I am gonna do something peaceful it really means I am gonna go kill someone
wow
after 3 months of hard work mary came back
I'm back !
holy shit what the fuck happend to you

 

by yipper
8-26-06
fellow americans it's time to take action help these poor abused bacon strips jesus would would you
I don't want to be eaten
then stop being so danm delicous mmm I smell bacon
uh jesus just turned in to a fat guy ?
danm good bacon oh and help out you local delis who stop serving large talking peices of bacon Bastards they are !!! Big Smile My Happy Burger

 

by yipper
8-29-06
Oh Pwnd like a bitch
*gasp* Shut up you fucking noob
* ultra Gasp* SHUT UP YOU FAG NOOB GAY WHORE BITCH LICK MY PENIS NOOB

 

by yipper
9-01-06
hello there amish man do you ever look up at the night sky and think whats up there
uh no
well amish man hooked on phonics will make you are english speak good
Woah Really now
yes if It are work for I you are good speak it too
Mental Retards learning to speak no this I want for my family

 

by yipper
9-05-06
ahm what is it
hey baby how you doing tonight wanna do me ?
uhhhh no
Is heaven missing an angel cause I've got an urection
Oh here is a pick up line for you Bwak I'm a retard hitting on a chicken because my dad hates me and I have low self esteem issues

 

by yipper
9-05-06
hmmm A toilet on an under water Facility
go ahead take a poopy
wait I recognize that voice is nah it couldn't be NO Way
are you gonna make some sorta joke about a celeberity and how their carrer went down the toliet
well
Shut up you know toliets are living things that need your and all the other humans respect !!!

 

by yipper
9-05-06
hey your back to normal
yeah after some intensive care in the med lab and some fattening up at the mcdonalds
we have a mcdonalds down here?
oh yeah didn't you know ronald mcdonalds himself works there of course he is kinda moody
5 minutes ago
I would lke a double cheese burger and a Large order of fries and a medium drink
Why the taste will leave you like the love of your life while you only child has sex with pigs and laughs at you for having a penguin shoved up your ass

 

by yipper
9-05-06
ok Father Look Yipper is not to know about this I want you to poison him so I can take complete control of channel 3
Split the propheits
Oh yeah no aren't you guys romantically involved with Jesus !
Uh only the young boy version you see after you stop having
stop stop stop I'll give you 5 % of the propheits made
How kind What kind of 1 eyed monsters do you like ?

 

by yipper
9-05-06
Well I am here today to talk about racisim. look I am not denying the fact that white people are sometimes racist to other races but
Black People. if you really want to be respected You should try not to let your race be represented by rappers songs about Big asses and Crime are not the right step to make people respect you and
your race more plus not all of your problems about getting arested is the white man trying to keep a black person down because of your race I aplogize for the Black people with a respectable job !

 

recent video footage shows that micheal was the victim
Uhm Yeah Sure
Micheal wanna get in my bed and let me touch you
by yipper, 9-06-06

 

by yipper
9-09-06
ahhh another relaxing night time OF ACTION I MUsT TURN IN TO ACTION MAN !!!
We meet at last ninja Man
I need to tell you something a Priest will arive shortly down here to channel 3 and will try to kill everyone down here!!! OH and what's with the church
Why did that ninja tell them that a priest was coming down there
so they won't be expecting an alien

 

hey what the hell are you doing
Necrophilia
by yipper, 9-10-06

 

by yipper
9-10-06
La la la I am old la la la I am sure there is not a vampire following me
tee hee she has no idea
isn't it a little sunny for you to be out and about young vampire
aghaghah nadfng jkfdn
don't you be threating this granny no sir ey bob cat

 

by yipper
9-10-06
ahahahahahaha a grey alien
yes I am and I have come to kill you
BAM
hmmm wonder why it said splat when he exploded

 

by yipper
9-10-06
at long last we have found the holy grail
uh that's not the holy grail it's the cup which Preists serve people jesus's blood
Well If we drink jesus's blood then we will get super powers
actually that is not really the blood of christ it's actually wine
oh thank uhm someone ? I was not looking forward to getting a disease from drinking that
The hunt continues !!!

 

by yipper
9-10-06
Ahhh When will people learn that the only way to eliminate violence is to eliminate free thought
what the hell are you talking about
have you not noticed that every war is caused by a difference, greed, or for a so called holy land
well if you eliminate free thought what thought is it that you think people are going to settle on instead of having their own
Well no one is going to settle on a single thought the world can not operate as one mind
It can't operate as one mind because people like having their own mind and not being blinded by a surpreme being or rule we need to be tolerant of each others thoughts

 

by yipper
9-12-06
Let me tell you about inserting CLIP ART
I think this Bat could Really HOLD YOUR PAGE TOGETHER
I think i'm a littly clippy

 

by yipper
9-12-06
I am ready to combat evil and save the world
Cheap shot evil
On be half of the penguin soceity we give you a shriviled up stick
Not in the Butt not in the butt

 

by yipper
9-12-06
and (saying something really boring)
and as I stare at this gay gay gay man I wonder to myself is he about to F me in the butt
excuse me
I said ARE YOU GOINNG TO F ME IN THE B UTT
Look for the last time I'm not gay

 

by yipper
9-12-06
You know when they say three is company
Are you saying what I think your saying
yes lets go watch the entire series on DVD !!!
ohhh well ...... I guess

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