enter the brandon

Author: youaretheproduct

Date: April 25, 2004

shit.....
Hey Jared. Thought I'd drop by and see what you were doing.
Working should have been your first guess, Brandon. After all, you are bothering me AT MY WORK.
Dude, Johnny Depp never returned my calls so now I'm the lead role in my movie.
You know how I feel about your acting. However, I'd hate to see a good script like "Pirates of the Gulf of Mexico" go to waste...
No, I finished that yesterday. I'm talking about "Milkman Part 3."