Hickory Smoked Oberto Beef Jerky

Author: youaretheproduct

Date: May 6, 2004

Ben, I won't be able to help you film Homies this summer.
Dude, it'll be awesome. Why not?
First, there's a moral dilema preventing me from producing a film like Homies. Second, I won't have the time. Third, we never finish anything. Fourth, I have plans to do another film this summer.
But, it'll be different this time. I have more storyboards, more half finished scripts and more pointless jokes to include that only we will understand and will leave the audience confused and bored.
Fifth, I don't want to see Brandon.
OK I see your point.