Gladly the Bloodshot-Eyed Bear

Author: youdontknowme

Date: June 16, 2003

by youdontknowme
6-16-03
Whoa, dude, you like broke into my stash of weed and ate it all.
Look, lady, I don't want to hear your lip. I can let you live, or I can eat you.
Hey, no problema. I dig you, Mr. Bear.
I'm feeling mellow, so I shouldn't eat you ... but I've got some real serious munchies. Yeah, I need to eat.
Look over there, they've got Twinkies in Campsite 9!
Twinkies? I'm out of here.