All comics by youpickthacharge

 

wow...
I don't think anyone
what if they ARE real
suspects a thing...
hey...that manequin has nice pants...

 

Norbo goes to see Dr. Zeke, the local Psychiatrist (rest assured, hilarious antics ensue!)
Well Norbo what seems to be toubling you?
Uh Dr. Zeke aren't I supposed to be sitting...and on some sort of couch? After I get the 'shiny thoughts' my legs get all wobbly...
i WILL feed your soul to the evil beast and pimp your burned and charred corpse among the daemons of the six hells that they may inseminate you with their fiery sins and foul offspring-dine with me
yes...you are aware you just tried to eat my face...right?
he is a servant of the void of destruction...strike now with holy fury and end this creatures dark existence...

 

hehe, this guy OBVIOUSLY is shocked and amazed by my ability to not wear pants in public!
...
I am SUCH the man...
Zees ameericoons! Deezgoosting!
And thus-the smooth transition from one man's 15 minutes to another's is made
stupid whore...
HEY EVERYBODY! I'M LOUD, I WEAR A TIKI SEX MASK AND I DON'T WEAR PANTS!

 

slowly but surely our author chips away at the mindless phalanx of politcally correct zombies, by making them so enraged that their heads explode
I'm good at math!
I like tacos, siestas and making fun of our 'Gringo Oppresors'
Ya know what I DONT like? Jews.
Hi I'm Lance, I like interior decorating, architecture and gay men...ooh I also like shopping!
Hey ya'll, my name is Bob-John, I don't like negroes-I fly a confederate flag, live in a trailor-park...hmm lets see (Im slow) I also like wearing beer-stained shirts and beating my wife!
My name is Zexuab and I represent any sort of relatively primitive pagan tribesman that exists in the world. I like boiling and/or eating Christian Missionaries, I also enjoy sacrificing virgins.

 

Hmmmm...according to this I've been instructed 'by a higher power' to nail a sign into my forehead...meh...watcha' gonna do?
Uh...nail a sign into your head...duh.
Wow, good call with the whole nail in the head advice, uh by the way...about before...how did you read my thoughts?
I think the question, my friend, is how did you ead MY thoughts?!
I think the drugs are wearing off...that last nueral cavity drill almost woke him!
SWEET! Time for another anal injection! Hold him down #512243

 

...vita-lex will increase your lifespan by five WHOLE years!...
ahhhh...crap
...a new survey suggests: people DONT like clowns!...
Damnit!
and thus...another day ruined by t.v.
...and basically the sixties are over, this newsman advises: get with the program...
Ahhh jeez man...like sad-dying flower-CRY! Lame man, lame!

 

So just here...take this, now remember this is ALL completely confidential
I dunno...if this works-oh thank god! You dont know what I've been going through!
Ahh, fire in a barrel...you're my only friend...
...so then this crazy bitch comes up to me and she's all like I need some sort of nicotine patch, and I'm all like here, and it turns out it was a HEROIN PATCH which actually addicts you to heroin...
ahhhh...what a hoot...you do realize that 'crazy bitch' IS ACTUALLY ME AND THAT I'VE BEEN LIVING ON THE STREET FOR THE PAST MONTH SELLING MY BODY TO EARN ENOUGH MONEY TO FEND OFF STARVATION...

 

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I CAN TASTE THE FIRE IN MY VIENS
...first times' a killer

 

Our heroin addicted heroine travels around the world with her recently hooked companion...
I told you, you shoulda sprung for coach-I'm lucky I got a STOOL!
Totally...though the ventilation on IraqiAirlines isnt too bad...
Ya know what SUCKS? That I'm addicted to heroin...
Ahh dont bitch to me...we're traveling abroad now...seeing the sights...Imagine-shooting up in a whole different bathroom...Besides its not like I forcefully injected you...
Actually you DID
Ya know what...I've had enough of your sass! I've got herpes up the wazoo (seriously) that are just waiting to jump onto the nearest victim...so shut your damn mouth

 

man this REALLY sucks
what the whole "wahwah I'm addicted to heroin because of you wahwah"

 

man this REALLY sucks!
What the whole "wahwah Im addicted to heroin because of you wahwah" shtick? I say we kill that psycho Dr. that got ME addicted in the first place-THAT'LL solve our problems!
Uhh THAT logic is SLIGHTLY flawed...so according to you, If I were to kill you right now it would be completely justified since you got me addicted to heroin...AND it would make everything A-Ok?
-yes-
-Im in-
nice, I might be able to use your oddly boner like head to club him to death...

 

bu-wai-hu-ahhh crap! Ok you evil psycho Doc I'm going to beat you to death with my oddly schlong-shaped head...
Huh? Well as a matter of fact your head is kinda-Dahh! What am I doing? Guards! Destroy him!
crap, you know this probably wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't been completely tooled THEN lit on fire by something that WASNT a little girl cyborg...
::giggle::
Good work Juanita3.0! However, I have a feeling that wont be the last we see of that rabbit, I also have a feeling that I know that green haired girl with a heroin patch from somewhere...oh well...
Your powers of deduction amaze and arouse me Dr., according to my memory banks that girl in the background was one of your first patients BEFORE you formed your evil inter-continental empire...

 

Well I'm glad I could ressurect you at all...I mean no hard feelings right?
shaddup
whatever, I'm gonna go build a giant death-bot to dish it to that freaking Dr. imperial
ok...I'll put on some 'Who's The Boss' re-runs incase you get bored...
I am the Cyborg assasin Juanita 3.0, I have been sent here to destroy you...again
GOD-FREAKING-DAMNIT, look that green-haired hooker is downstairs, go get her, I mean-she's building a fucking DEATH-BOT, christ!

 

Ok Robbie, go kick some ass!
yes-order confirmed I will comply and 'kick some ass'.
I wonder who's gonna throw the first punch...should I do it...no maybe he-aww damn this is awkward...
...but if I-then-bu-ahh, maybe if I were to-damnit!
soooo...you, uh busy friday night, I mean not that Im not-well I would bu-will you download my child simulation programs onto your hardrive?
shutup and kiss me!

 

Y'know it really isn't enough that your a GAY death-bot, you have to fall in LOVE with Dr. Imperial's death-bot, I mean this is embarassing!
WHY CANT YOU JUST ACCEPT ME??! I hate you and I hate this house!! I'm going somewhere where people will LOVE me!
OH YOUR HERE, THANK GOD! Lets elope!
Baby, if yo' butt was a chinese restaurant I'd have the Poo-Poo platter!
So then anyway after we get married in vegas I know a lonely TV that needs some 're-wiring' hehehe...
GOD DAMN, WHY??!!!

 

Hello Robbie, I am Cheing-Ling4.6, I have been sent by the Green Haired Girl to destroy you and remove any trace of your existence as to prevent any further embarassment...
ahhh damn-I guess thats it, my numbers up...
Thats it? Your not gonna even try to defe-ahhhh GOOD LORD IT BURNS!!
Good work Hotbot, these foolish mortals...whatcha gonna do?
meanwhile, back...somewhere else...
I will smite you and restore the balance Dr. Imperial, I shall do what my legions of mechanized minions could not!
Ok, first of all your just some messed up crack-head slut-whore, you dont AFFECT the balance! Second you only made TWO minions, not legions, and one is gay and another is a little asian girl...

 

What if he's right...what if I'm just an insignificant FAILURE?
...and BESIDES that your the one who...what the hell is that a...no way...
Wow, way to fall on Dr. Imperial!
Hey, I do what I can...
Hey, the news!
...and after the conclusion of the two homosexual robot's rampage through some sort of non-descript urban metropolis the pair self-detonated leveling the OTHER half of the city...

 

Anonymous Green Haired Heorin Addict: THE LOST EPISODES
y'know we should have a kid
whatever...
ummm...what do we do?
wait shut-up i'm trying to read this manual
are you sure this is the right way...
hmmm...no

 

i've been nailing nails into my head for days now...no dice
meh...screw it, lets just adopt someone...
fine...your paying though...
dammit...
and thus our a-sexual companions acquire their own 20 year old 'pride and joy' from the russian black market
uh...so you guys are my parents...
well i'll be frank...your not what i'd hoped for...one might even go so far to say your a total failure as a child...which is pretty much what i'm doing now

 

Well fine, screw you guys! I'm blowing this popstand!
then call me: mr. popstand
Thats disgusting you FREAK!
wait...why?
...(!)
oh...oh yea i guess your right that is kinda nasty since...yea...im your dad right...

 

WHAT-ever! I'm going...
fine screw you...theres another kid on the way who'll be ten times better than you...seriously...
you know i'm gonna miss her
i dunno, the her appearance was a little off putting...does that hurt, by the way...
yea, i know, she was a little cynical at that...suprisingly no, no it doesnt...::giggle::
screw you...our next kid better not suck so much...

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