Stupid ASS Third Graders

Author: ytanen

Date: October 2, 2004

by ytanen
10-02-04
Hey boys and girls! Do you know what hillbillies do on Halloween?
They pump-kin! Do you get it?
Shit. You third graders are stupid. Pump-kin means they have sex with their relatives, which is a play on the word pumpkin, which is what I am... it's the symbol of Halloween, for Pete's sake!