All comics by zakkenayo

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by zakkenayo
1-07-01
What the fuck gets you through the day?
I would have to say my huge fucking cock does it for me.
Me too.

 

by zakkenayo
1-07-01
Wanna see some fucking stupid physical comedy?
...
Well I didn't want to do it anyways.

 

by zakkenayo
1-07-01
I can't believe you did that. I hate you forever.
You deserved it.
Fuck off. Get out of my life.
You know, cowboys will kill anyone for a little poon.
I'd like to see you try!

 

by zakkenayo
1-07-01
She stood alone. She was abandoned by her family and estranged by her friends. She was in a strange town at 4 am with no money and no food.
She walked the streets, too hungry to eat and too tired to sleep. Her mind raced. She knew how this would end, she just couldn't figure out how it all got started.
She licked her lips, and the taste of blood ran down her throat. She was the child without a name, and this is her story. It is a tale of loyalty, betrayal, honor, and revenge.
I think it's personal this time.
You're damn right it's personal!

 

by zakkenayo
1-08-01
Jesus wonders how the world can be filled with so much sin.
I've been up here for a fucking eternity. Can the world really be this evil?
God replies.
Yes it can.
What the FUCK is he doing down there!?!?!?!

 

by zakkenayo
1-08-01
Hey kid, penny for your thoughts?
This kid must be one of those quiet, thinking types.
you look like stupid dog. Kicking dog is making me fun laugh.
I'm not a good judge of character.

 

by zakkenayo
1-08-01
The test comes back.
I hope it's negative.
Oh, thank god! You're not pregnant! But-
Hooray!
-they didn't return your uterus.
shit.

 

by zakkenayo
1-08-01
20 minutes into his smoke break...
GET BACK TO WORK!! I AIN'T PAYIN YOU TO HOLD UP NO COMIC PANE!
fuck this job.

 

by zakkenayo
1-08-01
Just read it. I can't speak to you right now.
So it's over.....
yes. goodbye.
Why did I have to overclock his balls?!?!?

 

by zakkenayo
1-08-01
Following Kaimon's lead. zakkenayo creates a comic which steps out of the bounds of humor and talks about his performance on strip creator.
Well, my Jesusâ„¢ comic has cracked the top ten.
His success with Jesusâ„¢ is tainted by his last comic, which was pure crap by his own admission.
But, my last comic was pure shit. And Untitled, pt. 2 has received a lukewarm reception at best.
Respecting the past, he decides to look to the future.
What can I do now? I've got it, the dog! The DOG! My GOD, the juices are flowing again!!!!
Taste my dick cheese.

 

by zakkenayo
1-08-01
Where's your car dude?
Dude, where's my car?
bogus
Where's your car dude?

 

by zakkenayo
1-08-01
cartoons don't think.
.
stuff on a computer is not alive.
i got nothing.
.
lines don't make something real.
.

 

by zakkenayo
1-09-01
In a world destroyed by global warfare only few people survive.
The super-WANG!-ray has destroyed every man in the world. And the ladies are having a hard time readjusting to the "new" Earth.
What will can of "new" Earth?
wang?
boobs.

 

by zakkenayo
1-09-01
After reading a letter, he realizes how much he misses his girlfriend. The cowboy offers condolences.
I'm sorry.
Reading this letter makes me realize how much I miss my girlfriend.
He feels despondent, and regretful of the crime he had committed. Donkey knows the pain of regret.
i know what you are going through. Its tough.
I feel despondent, and I wish I had never committed that crime.
He focuses his anger on constructing a shank, which he will soon use to kill the cowboy. He will then use the cowboy's bones to bend open the prison bars, and use his intestines as rope. The cowboy
You stay the fuck away from me.
I has to be this way. You must understand my rage.

 

by zakkenayo
1-09-01
It must be hard work to hold those sandbags up.
It's forced perspective.
dick.

 

by zakkenayo
1-09-01
Go away.
fuck you then. Im leaving.
dick.

 

by zakkenayo
1-09-01
Did you hear about that lady a few weeks ago...
Who accidentally put her kid in the microwave and fried it?
Nothing is more fucked up than a microwaved baby.

 

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1-09-01

 

by zakkenayo
1-09-01
there were no more plots left.

 

by zakkenayo
1-09-01
What's wrong man. You look depressed.
Oh, I just got my rejection letter from Dartmouth.
Shit, that sucks. You wanna grab something to eat?
I'm really not too hungry right now.
bug ate the guy.
nothing tastes as good as the veal of the slacker.

 

by zakkenayo
1-09-01
i never get tired of this stuff.

 

by zakkenayo
1-09-01
i hope im the only survivor of this plane crash.
oh look, a ball. ill call this ball stardog and it will be my best friend.
4 years later...
ive learned how to fish, and i live in this cave.
but shouldnt the last frame have had him hitting himself with the hammer? The title implied that! DOnt you read the titles?!??! This is crap!

 

by zakkenayo
1-09-01
One day he was walking through the park, and he saw a trashcan, so he decided to climb inside of it. Then he had a magical dream....
zzzzzzzzzz....
whats....happening....!!!
And he woke up as jesusâ„¢ reincarnated in asian girl form.
thats right i stole your punchline.

 

by zakkenayo
1-10-01
It was a savage burn from LA to the desert...las Vegas...a town full of swine and pigfuckers...my faithful attorney and I were in search of the American dream....
We we going through the desert at 110 when we stopped to pick up a hitchhiker...
hop in you hippie fuck!
You guys headed towards vegas?
Unfortunately he didn't share the same tastes us....i think we freaked him out ....
im gettin out of here!
did you eat all this acid?!?!?!

 

by zakkenayo
1-10-01
Imagine the black kid is Will Smith.
Hey, Im Will Smith, or "Will" in the show.
Hey, im Hillary Banks in the show, Im not in this scene, I actually just stopped by to say hey before going shopping.
See you later "Hil." Have fun shopping.
Bye "Will!"
Now the dad walks in wearing a red t-shirt and red shorts for some reason, probably explained earlier in the show. Imagine the pink donkey is the dad, and he is wearing all red.
Hey, Kool-Aid!!!
WILL!!!

 

by zakkenayo
1-10-01
To is a preposition.
Come is a verb.
To come i need you to slurp my dizzzack!
you're tainting our memories of a great comedian!

 

by zakkenayo
1-10-01
it has been found that there are 7.5 million battered women in the us...
oh jesus...
yet most men still eat them plain.
im sorry. that was horrible. i admit it.

 

by zakkenayo
1-11-01
So I'm all up in the spot, right....you know this shit be banging...and im like gettin off the hook with the bitch...
true, true...
and im like damn baby, step off a little, you cuttin' off my dial-tone and shit...spinning my rotary like a fuckin ferris wheel or something..you undersmell me T?
i feel you P, i feel you man...
what's their problem, man?!
I don't know, they keep lookin in on our shit im gonna have to blast some fools!

 

by zakkenayo
1-25-01
So Im doin some Base-16 multiplication the other nite...
And my wife goes, "What the HEX are you doin?!"
So I go, what the HEX does it look like I'm doin! Get the hell out my face before I give you 2D7A bitchslaps!

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