All comics by zanderwearsprada

 

alex was already late 4 times this week. today was the fifth. he promised himself it wouldnt happen agian. he always kept his promises
please god just dont let my boss notice.
alex promised himself that if he where to be caught he'd drive a nail right into his brain as a constant reminder of his tardiness. he was almost at his cubicle when all of a sudden he heard a noise..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO. IT'S THE BOSS!!!!
he always kept his promises
Good morning alex. i couldnt help but notice that you where 3 minutes late. alex?...... alex....... IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS.

 

why most marriges dont work.
well you've been a good boy so ......
baby do you think we could try that thing i really like?
sure i dont see why not. looks like your getting the butt tonight.
Oh... the butt... yeah.. that exactly what i wanted... wooho!
sorry buddy not tonight.
woof woof

 

SOMEWHERE IN THE NINTH LEVEL OF HELL.........
where the fuck am i? why am i holiding this knife? did i fucking fall asleep with the microwave on agian?
AHAH! YOU ARE IN HELL LITTLE MAN AND YOUR STAY SHALL BE ETERNAL.
what!! no!! this cant be. how? why? what the hell are you? and who you calling small short stop.haha i said short stop.
SILENCE FOOL!!! you are here because you chose to end your own useless life.
nonsense i would never do something like that. besides i think i would remember doing that..... wait a second......

 

early in the day.....
god today really sucks. i was late for work my bills need to be paid and i've got this nail in my head , i think i'll go home and kill myself.
let me just leave this letter, not that anyone will really care. except for you bacon man. isnt that right ? you'll miss me right buddy?
hurry up and die already
oh well good bye cruel world.

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