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by zasho
11-28-03

 

by zasho
11-28-03
Love & Bananas
Allah Akbar!! Vilken kattblondin, hon är perfekt för mitt harem
Undrar Om Han Säljer Billiga Bananer
Approach & Denial
Shoo Guzzen!! Ska Jag Pippa Dig Med Min Feta Dacher
Men Jag Vill Ju Bara Köpa Billig Frukt
Moving On
Jalla, Pass På Den Här Keffa Horan
Snyft, Sökandet Går Vidare

 

by zasho
11-28-03
Any Given Friday
Khay ouaman ay Wouldnnt Maind mangar'e some of your sweet Kebab
Didnt daddy shoot this one in Iraq?
Usual Suspect
I loooove sweet kebab with garlic sauce.....plenty garlic.. I carry some sauce with me, for speeeecial occasions
Ok. I'd looove to taste some of you sweet imported flavored sauce... is it spicy enough for my hot punz?
U-Turn
.....allah ahkbar american women are not shy
amateur

 

by zasho
11-28-03
The Vision.
I need a woman to talk to, to share special moments with, to walk with on the rough path of life, to hold and to love. I feel ready to settle down now.
The Dream.
This is it, She's the one!!
Hi....
The Moment Of Truth.
Lift Your Skirt And Reveal your Loveforest, for I'm Al Tarzan And Your Fatih'Jane. I want to plunge deep into your cavern of lust. I'll Not Be Satisfied until they hear you screaming my name in Kabul
freak

 

by zasho
11-28-03
The Problem
Mr Ahmed, I am agent Smith from immigration. You do know that you only have two weeks left on your tourist visa?
But I still havent found a suitable woman to marry
The Offer
Maybe you are too picky?
Well are you single?
The Alternatives
Maybe the pickiness is not the problem
How about your momma? your poppa? your granny? your sista? your neighbour? your boss? your daughter? your pet? your friend............. anyone?

 

by zasho
2-27-04
A Hot Day
Hey Ahmed, you wanna go to the beach with us?
The beach? That's for children and old women, and I'm not into old women
Well, how are you doing with the ladies? Are you hooking up?
.........................
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Old women eh? There's a first time for everything

 

by zasho
2-27-04
Downtown
what now?
Hey Ahmed, in order to be the succesful with the ladies, you need a change of style man
But I like they way I dress, I've been dressing like this forever
Yeah but sometimes you gotta do certain stuff in order to make women like you. You know satisfy their needs and stuff.
Satisfy THEIR needs? Then whats the point? Next thing you know you gonna tell me to brush my teeth.
No wonder

 

by zasho
4-16-04
A Hard Days Work
Hey Ahmed you look really tired today man
Yes you're correct I'm completely exhausted, my strenghts have abandoned me
What did you do all day? Chase women like always?
Yes, I woke up really early so that I could use the whole day to find a wife
Sooo what wrong this time?
Well think the sight of my morning wood scared them off

 

by zasho
4-16-04
The Shawarma
Well, thanks for the dinner Ahmed, I enjoyed it, that shawarna was really good. I love how it tasted in my mouth.
I wonder if she likes me?
That creamy white sauce was a mouthful, I just couldn't get enough
How will I know?
It just felt so good going down my thoat
If only she would give me a sign....

 

by zasho
4-17-04
Thursday
Hey beautiful, How about we do it like they do on the discovery cha...
Get real asshole!!!
Friday
Hey, You know what? You remind me of my jeep.....I wanna ride it
Nice try buttface
Saturday
Fuck off creepy guy!!!
Fuck? Hey that means I must be getting closer

 

by zasho
4-17-04
Ahmed and friend Bob
You think?
Ahmed, maybe you aren't succesful with women because they don't understand what you're saying
Well what I should do then?
You ought to try taking a class in conversational english in the University, that should help you
One week later
If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
??????

 

by zasho
4-18-04
Hey handsome, looking for some company? Wanna have a good time?
It must my new cologne, The Odor Of Kabul
How about we go to a hotel and get to know each other better?
Praise Allah for this
Holiday Inn 1 am
What do you mean, Talk business first? I told you I have my own 7Eleven
I gotta change careers

 

by zasho
4-19-04
Jimmy's House
Hey Jimmy what's up?
Nothing, just chilling, have you ever heard about internet dating?
Internet dating?
Yeah you log onto the website right here
Website? I hear websites bursts more often than a cheap blowup doll
Hear? If it broke just tell me and I'll get you a new one

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