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by zegonsn
12-06-03
I actually paid you for that? You're an awful plumber and I can't belive I hired you! I demand a refund!
Hey what are you jumping for? Wow... you sure can jump!
Well that was unpleasant

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
I pay you to fix a leak in a pipe and you blow up the whole house?! I'm going to get you in some serious legal trouble.
What the hell? How do you jump so high?
Well that was unpleasant...

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
Yeah, to get there I have to fly all the way to Vermont though.
That sounds awsome! Unless you have to sit next to someone who is unbearable
Later, on the plane
Damnit!
Exellent! Another lost soul I can force to share my beliefs!

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
Ahh.. Finaly! I'm off the plane!
What the-
SHH!! You might scare it!
Scare what?
me

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
Ah... finally off the plane!
What the-
SHHH!!! You might scare it!
Scare what?
me

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
You know you're a zombie when:
ugh... That was the worst sleep I've ever had...
what the hell am I doing here?

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
I've been here for hours and I still can't find my way out!
And the whole time these two gravestones have been there. I think they are following me! How else could they...
oh. I just forgot to move.

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
Haha! Another n00b pwned! I am invincible!
A challenge, eh? You shall taste the wrath of my bow! Hey, wait a second. What's that you're holding?
Isn't that cheating?
Shut up and give me your Cookie of Spell Resisitance +1!

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
AAH! A ghost!
Damn right I'm a ghost!
aaaaahhh!
And what a fine meal you will make!
Dude, that kid is messed up
(the ghost) Hey! Oh crap!!! AAAA!! Shit! Let go!!! NOOOO!

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
A zombie! When will this nightmare end?!
That was almost scary what you did to that ghost!
Really? I thought I was being nice
Ghosts do not like strong electric shocks the the head, kid
I thought everyone did! I know I do :)
Dear God

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
Finally! The Cookie of Spell Resistance +1 is in my hands! It will keep me safe from all foes that dare approach me!
Just as long as I do not consume it. For if consumed it will lose all of it's golden, yummy powers... You know what? Screw it!
*munch* Oh crap... A slime demon... eh, at least I'll die happy

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
Although eating random adventurers is fun, I think I could be doing more with my life
Yes! From now on, I shall do only good! I shall help the needy and feed the poor!
And with one swing of his sword, the brave knight slew the foul Slime Demon
Slaying evil makes me feel good inside

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
Hello sir!
THE AMISH GUY:aaaaaa!!!! DEMONS!!!!!

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
The animal shelter
Where neglected and lost animals are taken to good homes
But one of these poor creatures will not find a home we are sorry to report...
I'm so beautiful!

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
Now where is that Earth Scum!
I know he is around here somewhere
This is depressingly easy
I must keep alert!

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
I must find that human!
Oh crap! He caught me!
He is crafty, this one. I must be careful
!

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
CONTINUED FROM THE PREVIOUS TWO COMICS
Curses! I lost sight of the alien!
Now where could he be?
This is embarassing
Now where is that Human?

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
The Adventures of the Happy Zombie!
*sigh* Being a zombie, I just don't fit in with these other holiday denizens
like this snowman
*sigh* being a zombie snowman, I don't fit in with other holiday denizens... like that elf who was just here a second ago

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
Peace out, man! Stop eating innocent people!
When it comes to flesh, just say no!
Seconds later
Oh man. Mabye I shouldn't have eaten him- I'm starting to get all trippy

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
That's it! I'm never eating another drug-filled hippie again... wait, what is that triangle thing with all the pretty colors?

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
Hello fellow zombie!
Yo man!
You don't look so good, my comrade-in-death
Can you keep a secret? I'm addicted to hippies.
huh???
You won't tell the cops, right? You're gonna help me stick it to the man, right?

 

by zegonsn
12-06-03
A drama in three acts!

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Oh! No! The most feared monster in the game!!! although my first instinct is to run in fear, I shall stand my ground!
Whoah... that was easy!
Later
Why is the weakest monster in the game the most feared?
I dunno, I guess everyone was too scared to try fighting him

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Ahah! You are only level 7, while I am level 16! Hand over your possesions quietly and there will be no fight-
I should have just killed him

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
I say! I have won 50 million dollars!
Now I can join you in upper class society! What is that peice of glass in your hand? It doesn't matter! I'll buy one, no, FIVE! Also I must get a hat like your-
At least he let me keep my gum

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
I have found the problem in your pipes!
It is full of turtles, small taody things, and they all serve a giant turtle
The only solution to this problem is for me to jump on their heads, navigating through dangerous areas to defeat the giant turtle himself
I should have never hired Mario...

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Hello, zombie! I am here to grant your every wish!
Awsome!
Just first let me hypnotize you
What th- *gets hypnotized*
I love my job
I wish that you had millions of dollars in small, unmarked bills!

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Wait a second. What the hell are we chasing eachother around for?
You know, I can't really remember

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Arg! Give me your valuables or I'll slit ye throat!
KILL!!! RIP!!! MAIM!!! TEAR!!! FLESH!!!!
That one always works

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
I am the ghost of one of the innocent people you killed
AND I HAVE COME TO WREAK VENGENCE UPON YOUR SOUL!!!
Seconds later...
God damnit

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
I have decided to read some fanmail, to appease the mass of followers who cannot get enough of me
Here is one:
The only thing he has ever recived
SPECAL OFFER! Get FREE money from the government! You too can join thousands of happy people who know these simple secrets. Call 1-8000000000-SCAM or reply to this E-mail!
loser

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
AHAH!
Yes! All the evidence points to you! The muder weapon is in your hands, the mask is thw one the witness described!
Um... could you close your eyes for a second?
Oh. I see you arn't the killer. Sorry about that! +mumbling+ I could have sworn I saw a mask on him +/mumbleing+
OK, you can open them now!

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Oh no!
Finally! The Human I have been searching for!
Oh crap. This is not go-
Not you! The one behind you!
You mean the wall?
Heh. Yes, fool. Keep on beliveing it's a wall. I see through it's disguise!

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
!
NOOOO!!! My bird! My precious pet bird! The joy of my life!
Suicide is the only option!
Should I stop him?

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
*sigh* The life of a hobo... The only thing I have to keep me company is my piece of gum...
Hey! You're the guy who stole almost everthing I had!
almost?
We are gatherd here today to mourn the theft of my little stick of gum...

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
The fate of the knight...
You know, prehaps I should give othe creatures a chance. They are not, after all, born evil. And who am I to dole out justice
From now on, I will do all I can to help those poor monsters, rather than simply killing them
Bastard!

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Where is that human?
*thinking monkey thoughts*
Ahah! Finally! For too long I have hunted you!
*thinking monkey thoughts*
Wait a second... God Damnit! I'll get you eventually!
*thinking monkey thoughts*

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
I would like to apologize to for the previous comic.
Quite simply, it didn't live up to the standards set by the previous alien comics.
What the hell?
Shut up and follow me! We have some serious disscussing to... discuss... or something

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Why did you take me here at gunpoint?
because we are in trouble. The author of this comic is clearly out of ideas. Our only hope is to kill him now, before he puts us in any more comics!
Um... fourth wall guys...
Brilliant!
Yes, so here is the plan. Using my ray gun I-
Sorry about that folks!

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Due to my demand, we have another fanmail session
Can't wait to see this one!
This one is from aleion! Ahem: "Hey I like your strips...MORE ALIENS! your lord and master, aleion"
Aleion sent HIM mail?!
Oh. Forget that. Just junk mail
!

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Hello! Welcome to limbo!
What?
Characters who were going to be in comics or were removed form them stay here. Until they are put in a comic. Wait... this is a comic! I'm free!!!
Wonderful, I'm sure
oops!
!

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Where am I
You are in Limbo, Sector two. Here, unused comic characters are stored until placed in a comic. Hey! We are in a comic now!
I'M FREE!!! FREE TO WREAK HAVOC UPON THE WORLD! ALL SHALL PERISH!!!! NO, FORGET THAT! ALL SHALL BOW DOWN!
Don't worry about him. He's kinda pathetic
I'm sure

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Alright, where are we?
OMG STFU u n00b! u should have ur mom read u bedtime stories from WWW.DICTIONARY.COM NOT WWW.STFU.COM!
What the-? Listen, zegonsn said we will need to work together to escape the city! So help me here!
LOLOLOL!!11!!!!11! U SUXORZ!
We are in Chum city. To get out we move south from here.

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Well, I'm back at command
And my job. Ahhh... the good old days! I hope my next assignment will be less frantic
But by a cruel twist of fate:
URGENT! NEW ASSIGNMENT: Track down the alien in chum city. You know what he looks like

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Good. Now I can make my way to alien command. You may leave.
K
OMG!!11!! Where do I go now?
OMG!!!
Have you seen a little green alien around here?

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Your new mission is to hunt down that human scum! You know which one!
Again?!
I hear and obey. WHAT? HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME?!
Who the hell is talking?
Oh. You really had me going there!

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
What the hell?
E-mail me with with your lines for these characters! The two best will be made into comics!
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by zegonsn
12-07-03
I went through great lengths to get this hammer. Now I can get my revenge!
Oops!
A hammer, eh? I'll be taking that!

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Die, innocent kitten!
Hm... whats this? A letter? Hm... it says "please stop your inhumane ways or we will be forced to arrest you"
If only I had read that five minutes ago...

 

by zegonsn
12-07-03
Whohoo!!!
I say my friend, you look startlingly like me!
Shh!!! I finally found the alien!
My 50th comic!! :)
Actually, I belive it is I who found you!
Yeah, about killing all those zombies for huge amounts of XP
Now if I could only get some readers...
There is nothing you can say that will save you now
I wish I had my scythe...

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