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by zenboy
1-07-01
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Pervert...

 

by zenboy
1-07-01
Don't just stare, motherfucker, what you want?
Fuck y'all then, you mute or somethin'?
Yeah.

 

by zenboy
1-08-01
Elsewhere...
... so then I was shamelessly promoting your comic to my friends.
Wax eater.
"Asshole"

 

by zenboy
1-08-01
So then I was all, "Blow me" and she was all "Whatever" and then she like...
You're not even listening to me, are you?
Shhhh.... television

 

by zenboy
1-08-01
You want a piece of candy?
Hello?
I've got puppies in the back of my car
No moleste! No moleste!

 

by zenboy
1-08-01
Outside...
Put down the hammer, you have every reason to live.
What was that?
Okay, maybe not _every_ reason.

 

by zenboy
1-08-01
7:30
Uh, ZenBoy...
What?
Why do you keep making these shitty comics?
Because I have no friends...

 

by zenboy
1-09-01
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks..
Tis the east, and Juliet is the sun...
That's the moon, jackass.

 

by zenboy
1-10-01
Hello.
Loser.
I have a bag full of string.

 

by zenboy
1-10-01
NCC thang, BABY
The field mainframes are having trouble dialing in to home for updates.
You're using mainframes. Upgrade or learn to cope.
But...
DIE

 

by zenboy
1-10-01
And after all THAT, I designed the oiling system, which was no easy task, let me tell you.
What the hell's wrong with your eye...
Midget Freak

 

by zenboy
1-13-01
Why are you doing this to me?
This comic isn't funny. And you used the most cliche background.
I hate you.

 

by zenboy
1-13-01
... and then I was over using other peoples jokes, and I realized how useless I was.
YEEEHAW
I PUT NAILS IN MY HEAD. HAHAHAHAHA

 

by zenboy
1-13-01
You want some of this? You want a little robo-beatin'!
That's what I thought...
Punk.

 

by zenboy
2-10-01
It's great that we're going to spend the entire weekend in the countryside like this...
Wait... what are those?
Condoms.
Shit

 

by zenboy
2-10-01
Do you want to have sex?
Oh, hell yes. Come on, say yes. Have to be subtle, just say yes. COME ON BRAIN SAY YES!
No way, bitch.
Fine, later...
Shit.

 

by zenboy
2-12-01
My sandwich has a first name...
It's O S C A R
My sandwich has a second name..
It's M E Y E R
'Cuz Oscar Meyer has a way..
With V I C O D I N

 

by zenboy
9-11-01
The United States of America must make a stand...
This cowardly act has left us with no choice...
But to bomb the shit out of some little brown people.
I am the enemy!

 

by zenboy
9-11-01
This is humor!

 

by zenboy
9-13-01
I'm not evil...
My job is to collect the souls of the dead, be they good or evil. I do not judge. I love people, and I guide them to their reward.
Oh, god, it's Satan!
Fuck...

 

by zenboy
10-24-01

 

by zenboy
8-05-04
Once upon a time there were COCKS THAT FLEW IN FROM SPACE AND HAD SEX WITH YOUR MONKEY MOTHER YOU FUCKING SHIT CUNTING WHINE FACTORY. I WILL END YOU. Like a virus with A FUCKING SHOPPING ADDICTION AND
Back up in the MOTHERFUCKING house, with a big fat cock for your motherfucking mouth.
Strictly the hardcore dirty street level shit, that's what the devil wants so that's what the devil gets.
Once upon a time there were COCKS THAT FLEW IN FROM SPACE AND HAD SEX WITH YOUR MONKEY MOTHER YOU FUCKING SHIT CUNTING WHINE FACTORY. I WILL END YOU. Like a virus with A FUCKING SHOPPING ADDICTION AND
Back up in the MOTHERFUCKING house, with a big fat cock for your motherfucking mouth.
Strictly the hardcore dirty street level shit, that's what the devil wants so that's what the devil gets.
Once upon a time there were COCKS THAT FLEW IN FROM SPACE AND HAD SEX WITH YOUR MONKEY MOTHER YOU FUCKING SHIT CUNTING WHINE FACTORY. I WILL END YOU. Like a virus with A FUCKING SHOPPING ADDICTION AND
Back up in the MOTHERFUCKING house, with a big fat cock for your motherfucking mouth.
Sitting at a red light, Kentucky Fried chicken. They didn't want to battle, if they did, when Strictly the hardcore dirty street level shit, that's what the devil wants so that's what the devil gets.

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