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by zeriod
12-03-02
*Knock* *Knock*
I wonder who that could be...
Oh lord...
I've heard you've bought PA! *fap* You said i could be forum admin if you got it! *fap*
Shut your eyes and count to 100, i'll be right back.
Rightio amigo!

 

by zeriod
12-03-02
Oh joy its Cyklone, zeriod told me you were here!
Where did he go then? Me wants to control forums now...
Apparently you're now sacked, he told me to let you down gently.
No fair :/ Let me inside at ince...
Zeriod's done a runner and stuff innit.
Zer packed up his stuff and ran... TO TEH BWAT MOBILE!
We surely must invite Nightblade and Malky on this chase!

 

by zeriod
12-03-02
Oops
I am Nightblade you fool, slizers still inside and malky lives over on the farm.
What? I've no idea what i'm doing, i'm so high man... weeeee etc.
I wonder where i left that wubbly wollipop...
Oi slizer, come with me, we're going to track down zeriod and... phwoar, new haircut?... get leet jobs for PA!
Slizer agrees to join the search.
I hope you didn't invite Cyklone...
Don't worry my m00m00, i sent him to milkys farm, mwuahaha! Now TO TEH BWAT MOBILE!

 

by zeriod
12-03-02
*Du-nah du-nah du-nah du-nah, du-nah du-nah du-nah du-nah, du-nah du-nah du-nah du-nah, da da*
Wow, amazing colours man, nightblade you should try some of this... Cyklone recommended it!
'They call me Nightblade... *oh la la* like a blade slashing your throat in the night... *oh la la* '
Meanwhile at milkys farm...
If i was Milky, where would i be?
Mowing the lawn was a fabolicous idea!
OMG! That looks so fun, you have to give me a try!

 

by zeriod
12-03-02
Zeriod meets a stranger...
Wanna buy some beans? Well do yah??? BUY SOME BEANS!! YOU BUY BEANS NOW!
I'll give you a PA mug, cup and a list of most requested passwords for them there beans!
After careful thought, i've decided to keep these beans.
Damnit...
I'll chip in Sevenof9's phone number as well!
BACK OF THE NET!

 

by zeriod
12-03-02
And so, with his newly purchased beans, Zeriod continues on his travels.
What a delightful fellow, I hope my journey allows me to meet more of his kind ^_^
'I sold some beans an' i'm wondering why... that guy must be a fool lolol, a fool lolol... it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad'
Meanwhile...
Man, my legs ain't gunna take me any further man. Lets stop and rest for a while innit.
Stop now? Do you realise how close we are to becoming PA Team! Think of accolades, just think, we can add it to our CV's!
Um... Lets turn back,
Agreed.

 

by zeriod
12-03-02
Might as well take a look what the Milkster and Cyklone at up to...
The hills are alive...
...with the sound of mowing!
right... maybe we'll come back later.
happy, happy,
joy, joy!
Oh look at the view, just look at that view! I wish Nightblade was here to share this view with me!

 

by zeriod
12-03-02
After many a mile travelled Zeriod finds his way to Aussie-land
OMFG OMFG OMFG! I've stumbled into PlayerX *crowd cheer* Super-leet!
Zeriod! So good to see you, what brings you all the way over here?
Well i bought PA and thought i'd give it to you, as a peace offering and stuff.
But i've got Unitywars...
Unitywhat?
You know, the PA Clone, you own 6% of the forums posts... how could you forget about unitywars?

 

by zeriod
12-07-02
Hi-ya Nightblade, i've decided to go vegetarian! Using animals for personal gain is purely selfish and immoral.
Nighty B...
Crap, what are the odds zeriod stops using animals for personal gain the day i buy him a whole farm of sheep as a pressy :/

 

by zeriod
12-07-02
Hi etc, i was here last week, bought your sheep, remember me?
I'd nod but i've a bad back, aye i remember you.
I'd like to return those sheep.
I'd shake my head but i've a bad back, no you won't return those sheep.
Gheyage - i wonder how he got that bad back.
Don't worry Cyklone hunny, shnugglebunny will be back soon.

 

by zeriod
12-07-02
Almost done...
Merry Christmas Cyklone!

 

by zeriod
12-07-02
I'm arresting you for indecent behaviour in a public place. Anything to say before i slam you away?
I wonder if we'll have yorkshire puddings this year...
Oh lord...
I wonder...

 

by zeriod
12-07-02
I'll bet he has other things in mind than actually playing chess.
Fancy using the king? The crown gives a bit of a 'kick'.

 

by zeriod
12-07-02
Teehee, watch where you put that!
Oh joy, may i join?
Please do.
Left leg to orange cirlce.
Damnit, they're playing twiser :/

 

by zeriod
12-08-02
Damnit, thought i'd scored then :/

 

by zeriod
12-08-02
Whassssssup?
Why are giant bugs invading my bedroom?
Don't worry, it's just a momentary lapse of your concentration, I’ll be gone in a jiff.
Sheesh, from one giant bug to another.
HI Nightblade!

 

by zeriod
7-12-03
At the rather stagnant Auroras HQ...
So... 'sup?
Nothing much, I was just idling around, you know how it is...
Fancy invading UnityWars?
But then we'd still be idling around a dead game...
We could rape and pillage the woman...
It wouldn't be rape - they're all gagging for it...

 

by zeriod
7-12-03
So NightBlade and Slizer head of towards unitywars...
So... this is UnityWars eh...
U R GAY LOL
This place smells like a flogged dead horse...
I FUCKED J00R MUM LOL
Hi babes, I wubbers you and all, fancy a quick shagfest?
/kick #Unitywars zeriod

 

by zeriod
7-12-03
Still invading unitywars
How eerie, I can smell gas...
NAZI MODDING!
Still invading unitywars
How many players this round Hulk?
BANNED AND REPORTED FOR DISTURBING SLEEPING ADMIN
Still invading unitywars
Hiya honey, you look hot today, fancy a shag?
Sorry I only fuck Synthetic... Perhaps when his ego becomes too large for his head and kills him...

 

by zeriod
7-12-03
* zeriod (mpb@dial81-131-206-40.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #Unitywars
Hey, she's hot...
I wonder if I should make a move...
* zeriod was kicked by Hulk (Final warning, you're banned)
BANNED

 

by zeriod
7-12-03
The UnityWars invasion continues...
FFS UnityWars is no better tha-- why aye man, who's this chick we have here...
Heya I'm amy...
You're not her type Sli...
Ha ha, just watch me, I'll go for the old fallen from Heaven routine and then slip in a you'll look good on me line...
Who are you?
I'm Synthetic Sid, you may remember me from such events as my GC role in Planetarion's R2 winning galaxy as well as other egoboosting accomplishes, that's why amy shags me.

 

by zeriod
7-12-03
I wonder what lie I can come up with today...
Oh I know...
Heya amy, I'm capable of giving your oral and vaginal pleasure whilst at the same time eating my own ass with a spoon and playing the theme tune to the smurfs on my keyboard, wanna see?
lol paul you're so cute

 

by zeriod
7-12-03
A lift somewhere...
Ump ump ah ah oh yeh baby yeh
harder, harder, HARDER, awwwwwwwh yeh
*ting*
Wanna do anything else today babebabe?
lol paul you're so cute

 

by zeriod
7-12-03
New round of UnityWars tonight babebabe, will yah be playing?
I dunno, I'm not to sure what I should call myself...
The Whore of Unitywars, Cunt of Gold, The Bitch of Battles, The Slut of Slutsville, Most Popular of Playboy, Jacking of f Syn
Any ideas honey?
No sorry, none...

 

by zeriod
7-12-03
What do you get when you cross UnityWars with a Brothel?
Dunno, zer, what do you get when you cross UnityWars with a brothel?
[comedy suspense frame]
There's no difference really, you just get twice as many sluts!

 

by zeriod
7-12-03
10 Hours to go...
New round of UnityWars tonight NightBlade, getting ready?
Yup, zer, 10 straight hours of CS beforehand and I'll be fine...
10 Seconds to go...
hehehehe almost ticks, I'm so excited
*girly giggle* me too!
10 Minutes into game...
*sigh* Reset
*sigh* Reset

 

by zeriod
7-13-03
''Cause she was Livin' La Vida Loca She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck'
'Thighs like what, what, what Baby move your butt, butt, butt'
'I think i'll sing it again She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck'
'Thighs like what, what, what All night long'
'Let me seeeee that thooooooong!!'

 

by zeriod
7-13-03
At Auroras HQ
Hey, hey, Cyklone baby you're back!
That's right, back in action like you've never seen me before...
Uh-oh, NightBlade's in serious trouble at UnityWars
Damn, where'd Slizer go? I don't like being stuck at UnityWars by myself...
Mwha- muhaha- mwhahaha- MWHAAAA- teehee
But wait, who's this?
Only 2 more miles to go and I'm home baby, yeh ho-- who are you little lady?
I'm amy!

 

by zeriod
7-13-03
Story continues here...
...and I need your help!
Ok then,
VIOLENTJ
to the rescue!
The hero rushes to the scene!
Hey, robot-Hulk, get your hands of NightyBee!
*umph umph* ooooh yeh *umph umph*
And so this happens...
I'm
VIOLENTJ
oh yeh baby!
The ViolentJ? I heard you oiled cogs at low, low prices!
 
NIGHTBLADE BANNED, VIOLENTJ PROMOTED TO #UNITYWARS OPERATOR

 

by zeriod
2-02-04
Auroras HQ: Same shit, same day...
SC anyone?
Damn, I was just about to go to a funeral, I'll play when I get back
What the hell am I supposed to do now
Scam the fuck out of an 17yo Canadian, am i rite? im rite arent i
Erm... I said 'scam', not 'buttfuck'.. dude.....
You can sex up my dossier like that any day!

 

by zeriod
4-14-06
Slizer's 25th straight hour of poker
Check
Raise $500
Fold
Fuck you
Ace high, you?
Pikachu and a Metapods

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