CAN YOU DO NO LESS?

Author: zerospunk

Date: June 25, 2001

by zerospunk
6-25-01
I found a wallet by the bus stop yesterday. It was full of money, but I took to the police station and turned it in.
Wow. That's very noble and honorable.
Of course by "found" I mean I punched an old man in the face and took it from him...
...and by "turned it in" I mean I kept it.
Well you're only human.