All comics by zoe2010

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
Urgh. That stupid doctor is behind me again.
Flesh showing, please.
You want me to shoot?
Sure!
*Sob*
Hehe.

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
Im standin' next to ma imaginary horse!
Im driving my imaginary car!
I wanna get on mine, but my character cant float ontop of an imaginary horse.
Im fine, but I cant find my ignition.
Where are we anyway, bud?
Um...Narnia?

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
Can I pet your cat?
Well of course yew can!
Im waiting?
Who'mi kiddin! I aint lettin Tibbles get contaminated by'n ugly zombie!
Thats mean, man. That's mean.
Shut it, ugly.

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
Hey, whats that on the bottom of your cloak?
Huh?
Something's on the bottom of your cloak.
Um, I think it might be a bit of bacon.
Was your lunch nice then?
Delicious.

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
Sir, I'm so priveleged to recieve this offering!
I wish to see you in the office soon, then!
But...I already work as a letter reader.
Thats what this job opening is.
I dont think I have the qualifications then...
Clearly.

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
What do you want?
I want money.
For what?
Honey.
I'll get you some money, then. Honey!
Oh my god.

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
That pumpkin's following me everywhere!
Yeah, I am.
Hello?
Hi, idiot.
Hm...
Hm...Indeed!

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
And remember to clean the kids sheets.
Yeaah. Okay, Laura.
Okay, bye, Emily!
Whatever.
Oi, Emily. Im going out when she's out, kay?
Whatever, just dont catch a cold.

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
I got you a present!
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I got you a present!
Really?
No.
Say woof woof, doggy!

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
I dont know why my game corrupted like that!
Does he ever shut up?
I was just about to kill the super mega alien prime super villain. Now I have to get it repaired.
Oh! Maybe I could...'fix' it for you.
Sure, that would be rad, Brad!
I'll come over tonight and take it off your hands...

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
Time to get my money.
Daamn, my feet havent hurt as much since I walked across the Alps!
RAA!
You dare and I'll rip your mask off and I'll know your true identity!
Sorry Mom.
Whatever. Just be back by 6.

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
Eloooo, poneez have pooneyzz
Give me the beer, sir.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?
Just give me the beer.
NOOOO.
Oops. Shapeshifted into the wrong thing.

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
Let's beat em up good!
Oh no...I'm the one he's supposed to be beating up! Better get a disguise!
Oh...Keiron?
Yes?
How did you get here?
Um...taxi?

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
Hey, Bill?
What?
How did you get such big eyes?
Um...
They're so big!
Um...natural?

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
What's my next mission?
Climb up mount everest.
He's not gettin' nowhere.
Delivery from Chewbacka!
*Sob*

 

by zoe2010
4-11-11
H-hey Brad?
Yeah?
W-whatcha playin'?
Legend Of Zelda.
C-cool. C-can I play?
Wait a second, Im just killing a Goron.

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
I bet he's rich!
I bet she's loaded!
Hey. Will you go out with me?
Yeah!
I'm poor though.
See ya.

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
What?
You heard! I was selected for making a comic for SpongeBob magazines!
Freak.
Says the monk.
Says the nerd.
Is that a bath robe?

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
Hey, what did you do?
What?
Just then? You killed Sam.
Oh well. He'll have to start again. I dont care.
Oh...
Yeaah.

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
Oh look, it's Santa!
Hey, Steve. Can you put on the kettle, please?
Sure, how many sugars?
As many as you...beleive!
5?
I need enough to fill the old pooch.

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
Dude. I like destroying things too, but...come on.
It's my mission, other than crime and writing songs.
Writing songs you say?
Yeah. I wrote Party In The USA.
I see how that links to crime.
I'm quite ashamed now, though...

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
So then she said that I'm too ugly! What's up with that?
Mhm.
Yeah, then she said I looked like Jesus but blond!
Cool.
You've probably been there before.
You're fired.

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
Dear Smooth Biscuit, diggity dog, diggy dink.
How could they diggity say that diggity dong dook about me?!
Digg, digg.
Hehe. PooPoo.
You diggity dong duck dang!
Oh my diggin dog!

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
Suzanne and Ralph are going to the vets...
Come on, honey. We gotta take Pop to the vets!
Yeah! Hurry up then!
Ralph!
Oh, nougat!
Bye!
Atleast I got the cat!

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
Go away, I'm a vegetarian. I can't stand to see meat.
I know just what to do!
Thank god he's gone!
Oh great. You're back.
Roar! I'll eat you then!

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
We're gonna die out here.
Don't cry, Cheren!
One hour later...
I'm so annoyed at you now.
Aw man, we're gonna die...
If you excuse me, I'm gonna go dig a grave. FOR YOU.
I told you. Wait... what?!

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
Hey.
Hey, whatcha got there?
Love notes from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez.
Cool. I'll take 20!
30.
Deal!

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
What can I do for you, Kat?
I just wanted to say hi.
Can you tell your father that he is a great boss. You know, a GREAT boss.
Sure, I'll pass on the message.
Good, I see where you get your kindness from. Your father. Be sure to tell him that too.
Extras cost money!

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
So. You gonna do it?
Do what?
Burgle my mothers house!
Well... why?
I need... spinach.
I know why.

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
*sigh*
What's wrong, Cheren?
Dont worry, Mike.
No, please tell me!
Ever since I was 7 I always wanted to be a clown. But... my father will not allow me!
Wow. Tough.

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
Hey, Andy, pass me that bracket.
Hold on a second, Derek, I'm thinking.
About what?
Um...how you can create a better tree!
True. It could be better.
Not really, ooh, how will he react when I'm really thinking about Selena Gomez!

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
You come here often, young man?
I wish I didn't.
I like your shirt, young man.
I'd rather be in hell than be here.
Are you bored, young man?
I like your short stubby arms, old lady.

 

by zoe2010
4-12-11
Wanna play, Stacey?
Black Ops is terrible.
Oh my god. I used to like you. But now I utterly hate you.
Good.
But...
Shut up, Harry.

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