TEH SECRET CODE

Author: zombie_kisses

Date: October 20, 2001

by zombie_kisses
10-20-01
the alien and jesus.....start off on the wrong foot...or in jesus' case,the wrong wodden plank
so youve deicided to become religious have you?
hardly....Ive come for the secret code to the universe.....gimme it.
things get hostile
well...uh Im afraid I cant do that man..the secret code is the secret code and only strict christians know it..
HEY! Ive got an idea! how about you give me the damned secret code or I blow your cross ridden ass to smithereens! eh eh?! you like that?! you like?!
alien gets what alien wants.
oh jesus....*recites code of numbers* 43265231312435435464364363
thats the way I like it....now wheres my notebook and pen...?