FUCKOFF!

Author: zoob

Date: November 28, 2001

by zoob
11-28-01
Hi! Nick speaking. Thanks for calling Eclipse. How can i help?
Yes hello! Im trying to dial out to the internet but my computer keeps saying no modem detected!!!
Right, could you please confirm that your modem is On and connected.
Ok.. hang on. Its keeps saying No modem detected????? i keep clicking on internet explorer!!??? whats going on HELP!
R o L ! ! !
Sigh, you need to make sure your modem is turned on and connected to the computer.
Modem you say? This PC doesnt have one!!! but i have installed Freeserve so it should work?????? WTF