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gabe_billings July 16, 2001 5:05 PM	This was, of course, molded after my own genitalia.
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gabe_billings July 16, 2001 5:07 PM	The Subject header was supposed to be, 17" of Hot, Throbbing Caption, but apparently the forum doesn't like double quotes.
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NeoVid July 16, 2001 5:08 PM	quote: This was, of course, molded after my own genitalia. Well, be happy with what you've got, stubby.
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gabe_billings July 16, 2001 5:12 PM	Damn. What will they think of next?
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Spankling July 16, 2001 5:23 PM	You got Sprite written on your crank?
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gabe_billings July 16, 2001 5:58 PM	Not just that, but the head of my dick unscrews and the whole thing is filled with lemon-lime soda!
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wirthling July 16, 2001 6:01 PM	quote: Not just that, but the head of my dick unscrews and the whole thing is filled with lemon-lime soda! The soda is flat, though.
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gabe_billings July 16, 2001 7:15 PM	It's been in there since '98. I tightened the head with a torque wrench and haven't been able to get it off.
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wirthling July 16, 2001 7:18 PM	This gives the slogan "I like the Sprite in you" a whole new meaning.
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kaufman July 16, 2001 7:33 PM	quote: You got Sprite written on your crank? That's how it looks all flaccid and wrinkled -- it expands out to "Springtime is great in Jamaica, mon. Montego Bay lovers of the world unite" Or something like that
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Spankling July 16, 2001 9:26 PM	kaufman and wirthling know a lot about gabe's mutant donkey poker.
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gabe_billings July 17, 2001 2:56 AM	Well, I must confess. It's not real. The three of us were working together on a bionic penis with which we were going to take over the world, but kaufman made a little mistake in his formulae. It was supposed to contain a terror-inducing death ray, not Sprite. We've since fallen back on the laser-guided man-eating wombats.
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