Left-handed people don't live as long as right-handed people.

Left handed people also adjust better to weightlessness. So there!

Left handed people also write better with their left hand.

From True Facts:

** New Zealand was the first country to extend the vote to women, in 1893. Second was Australia in 1902.

** Zeuxis (Greek painter, 5th century B.C.) Laughed so hard at his own painting of an old hag that he broke a blood vessel and died.

**Foods claimed to be aphrodisiacs:
Asparagus
Caviar
Eel
Garlic
Ginseng
Honey
Lobster
Oysters
Peaches
Truffles

The St. Louis Gateway arch is not a parabola but a hyperbolic cosine.

Pamela Anderson's lapdog smells like oyster sauce.

--When inebriated, ants alway fall on their left side.

--In olden times, pregnancy tests consisted of shooting a rabbit full of a woman's urine, then cutting open the rabit to look at its ovaries. If the ovaries were swolen, the woman was pregnant.

--Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.

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--Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.

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--Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.

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Now that's just crazy talk!

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I am actually a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

During the entire 1978 baseball season, Ron Guidry lost only three games. In each of those games, the winning pitcher was named Mike.

I taste words. That reminds me. Enough with the donkey porking talk!

Here's one for you that I got from Trivial Pursuit:

Penguins have sex only once per year.

-If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb

-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet

-A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

-Polar bears are left-handed.

-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.

-A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death.

crabby is about 14 (give or take accounting for mental problems)

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-If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
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Here's one: Gabe is a colossal geek.

Here's another: boorite was the recipient of the Good Posture Trophy for four years running at Washington Elementary.

***The same gene that causes color blindness in men has an related gene that can actually cause a small percentage of women, roughly 2%, who have it, to see a fourth primary color and those women never need glasses.

***All consonants lost in one dialect travel west and are picked up by another. For example. In Boston you would Wash yah cah, whereas in texas you Warsh yer Car.

***Unlike the pig, which has 30 minute orgasms (see above) A lion has can have 30 one minute orgasms. I guess its a preference for either quantity or quality

***A harvard study showed that when students listened to Mozart before a test, their scores improved an avg of 11%. When they listened to rock, it neither improved nor worsened. When they listened to country or rap, it dropped an avg of 21%

***Colorblind pigs attending Harvard listening to rap music before washing their car have a 21% chance of moving to Texas.

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Nope, you're confusing me with that other person.

Replying to threads that died out months ago and are now at the bottom of page ten is a great way to practice masturbation skills.

Sammy Davis Jnr. was a short, one eyed, black Jew he had the nickname "Lucky"

Bruce Springsteen was not really born in the USA, he was born in Canada

Wales is a country!

Can Gabe name any of those people who call him "The Gangster of Love" , or is it simply a cool quote from The Steve Miller Band's classic "The Joker" ?

Here are some little known facts:

THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO STEVE MILLER:

Go fuck myself.
Blow goats for nickels.
Chew my arm off.
Die from ebola.
Drive off of a large cliff.
Beat my head against a wall.
Cough up blood.
Gargle snot.
Sniff Rosanne Barr's underwear.
Mainline cyanide with a rusty needle.

Thank you.

I'd guess I better return that Steve Miller Band retrospective box set that I got you for Christmas.

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Jedi Knights have gained official recognition as a religion in the UK Census 2001.

Source: The Register

Little Known Fact:

I share the same birthday as StripCreator, does this mean that I am the chosen one?

Little known fact: My name is Buddy Kazee