Joey the rocket scientist, after an exhaustive job search, thought he'd finally found his niche at Uranus, Inc. Being so well qualified that he met the standards of NASA, however, he discovered this new job wasn't quite what he was... looking for.

Oh baby! You know what I like!

German circus.

By the time that Penny realised that the spa's skin treatment methods were not only unorthodox, but just plain dangerous, it was too late for a refund.

-ELEPHANTS EAT PEOPLE????

-The old pull-my-trunk gag ends in a fatality.

-Buried deep under a ton of elephant shit, Ralph was formulating the plan that would introduce his stomping boots to a certain travel agent's ass.

-It'd been a hard battle, and there'd been some losses along the way. Rico, most notably. If it wasn't for Rico, they knew they'd all be dead. They thanked him in their prayers nightly. But there was no looking back now. Only forward. To a better future. To the revolution they'd just begun.

Only the good die dung. -- ode to kaufman

-- The truth about the Republican Party

-- ... and his lesser known brother Dungo.

The result of David Blaine's "Choose My Next Trick" poll.

"Would you put that fucking camera down and get this shit off me!"

Not only was he covered in elephant shit, he was about to get reamed in the ass by a huge falling arrow

HAHAHAHA!!!

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Bin Laden- they won't find me here! oh no is that a laser guided bomb behind me

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Each year, numerous lives are lost just to bring "veggie burgers" to your grocer's freezer.

Bernie began to rethink his months of begging to be in charge of something bigger than the hamsters.

"No, dammit, I said 'Sit!' 'SIT!!!'"

To add insult to injury, after they dug him out they made him put all the shit back where it came from.

Suddenly, the lasanga stain from lunch wasn't so important.

"Find a penny, pick it up. Then all day you'll have good luck."

Sadly...Ernie lived by these words, but was able to pay his $.01 toll into Heaven.

Who knew circus dwarves were indigestible?

No matter how much he talked it up, no one wanted to live in Abdul's shit igloo with him.

I dunno, I just think that picture is a total load of shit.