Guess which one's the bitch

"Get to know this phrase: Is it in yet?"

Baby, I'll bet you strike oil wherever you walk in those shoes!

For some reason, Jessica could never get off unless she had a water cooler in her ass.

-Hi, I'm your blind date. My name's Jessica, but people call me GNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

"See? I told you someday we'd look back on that whole Miracle Grow cookie incident and laugh!"

Earlier attempts to clone attractive women from leftover barrels of Anna Nicole Smith's ass fat were, however, plagued by unstable fat to DNA ratios.