A local biotech firm has announced today that their profits rose dramatically after they had perfected a process that allowed them to clone actual attractive women from leftover barrels of Anna Nicole Smith's ass fat. Seen here are models "Pookie 1.0" amnd "Pookie 1.1 beta"
quote:Budweiser begins their new marketing campaign aimed the nesting doll demographic.
You mean Russian doll? Did you rename them nesting dolls in the Eighties for the same reason chips are 'freedom fries' now? The same reasoning as for Turkish Delight being Cypriot Delight in Cyprus? It's like P.C. only rightwing - seemingly.
Yep, I couldn't remember the name of those things. I was calling them Russian dolls as well but a girl I work with calls them nesting dolls, so I went with the expert. I was thinking that they might have changed the name to nesting dolls when they stopped calling it Russia and they didn't want to call them United Soviet Republic dolls (isn't that what the rest of the world calls Russia now?). Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
And yet I like the small one. She looks nimble, and how many times do you get to use that word? Nimble. Anyway, if we ever find them, maybe we can double date. You don't, by any chance, look like a bigger version of me, do you?
