I just had the most rollicking argument with ObiJo, part of which centered around who was smarter. I said it was him, and he said it was me. Insults were exchanged. I accused him of being a Russian spy. We generally doubted each other's goodwill. It was (and I scarcely exaggerate) the most hideous thing that has ever happened to me, except for the "badger badger badger" flash animation.

Obi, you are too smart to be American. You are a spy. I denounce you. You are probably good at chess.

All Russians are supergeniuses.. If they hit that vodka they are crazy smelly fat drunks though. They're chess gods, ballet masters, musical kings and crazy scienticts... remember Rocky IV?

If ObiJo is a russian I'm fearing for my life.

He's a Russki alright. Aren't you, Ivan?

I know for a fact that ObiJo's got radioactive blood and can spin a web, any size. Where was the world's biggest nuclear accident? That's right - RUSSIA!

I thought I already won this argument on AIM!

Anyone that has spent more than 30 seconds around me or boorite has no problem setting up the intellectual hierarchy between me and him. Whereas he talks about world affairs, I talk about assy crackmutts. Whereas he is a connosewer (How do you spell that? I don't know - I'm not too bright.) of the finer things the world has to offer, I think that high culture is the dunk tank at the fair. Whereas his friends include those from academia and the the intelligencia, my only friend is the mailman, and even he wants me to stop following him around.

Me more intelligent than boorite?

Nyet.

Just because I'm superintelligent doesn't mean you're not a Russian spy.

If I'm a Russian spy, how do you explain the fact that I go around stealing microfilm from the U.S. military?

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If I'm a Russian spy, how do you explain the fact that I go around stealing microfilm from the U.S. military?

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A smart Russian spy would start working for China.