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SpanklingSeptember 19, 2003 9:33 PM
pitaSeptember 20, 2003 8:01 AM
Eduardo knew his audience was dwindling... he had to come up with a new gimmick. So he had the horizontal butt-crack surgery... but then he forgot to paint the eyes on his smiley moon!
kaufmanSeptember 20, 2003 8:24 PM
The Bull Monty
bunnerabbSeptember 20, 2003 10:26 PM
Pedro has not owned underwear since 84. Because Pedro knows something. Something very crucial: "Thee weemin. They LOFF thee ess flebb!"
AppleartSeptember 22, 2003 9:50 PM
quote: I quickly covered his eyes so he would'nt see my butt
UnknownEricSeptember 23, 2003 10:05 AM
Steve Martin in The Man With No Crack.
DiggerSeptember 24, 2003 5:31 AM
As the bull charged Pedro, he knew only to whip out his size 84 briefs to stink the bull something mighty fierce. Bravo Pedro, Bravo.
