who was in the front row of monday night raw with a sign reading "cthulhu" ?

I think it was boorite.

boorite? do you have anything to say for yourself?

Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

And I'd like to buy a vowel.

I said that out loud and my closet turned into a portal to the abyss and it's leaking blood all over the floor.

And my dog exploded.

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And my dog exploded.

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My dog is actually a 'he'. And the last I saw of his nose shot through the window during the initial explosion fifteen minutes ago. If I can track it down, I'll certainly try your idea.

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And my dog exploded.

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My dog is now having serious gender issues.

That's it. I give up. I try to summon an unspeakably hideous elder god thingie to devour souls and shit, and I just wind up giving a dog gender issues. That is some lame-ass magic.

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That's it. I give up. I try to summon an unspeakably hideous elder god thingie to devour souls and shit, and I just wind up giving a dog gender issues. That is some lame-ass magic.

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Yeah, next time get the Time Life set, you book-wussy.

"Time Life brings you the ultimate collection of evil dog demon songs from 'send the bitch to hell' right through to 'satan is a poodle' on 8 CDs

just $39.95 plus postage and packaging"

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In the US we call it "Handling'" but that doesn't sound so good either.

HAHAHAHAHAAA *sigh* i don't get it