Very nice, but I'm afraid your humor might be over some people on heres heads. I personally thought it rather sick and humorous so you're being added to my list. Only suggestion would be to pay better attention to spelling and spacing, although we all have our moments. As far as getting paid... accept my compliment as payment in full.
H-D *<}:o)
I do get a bit wordy sometimes, in fact I have to cut a lot of the stuff I start out with before I can fit it in the boxes. So sometimes I have to sacrifice the gaps after full-stops to get the word in that I want to use. I'm glad you like my stuff.
But dude, spelling mistakes? I just read them all and I couldn't spot one.