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pitaOctober 16, 2003 4:57 PM
Honey, I started a new job today. I'm working at Chiquita now!
SpanklingOctober 16, 2003 8:56 PM
This is for stringing me along and not telling me you're a big fucking 'mo!
Matchbook_RomanceOctober 16, 2003 9:50 PM
"Honey, your brain tumor is showing again, let me fix it for you..."
SpanklingOctober 16, 2003 10:26 PM
It's stuck on my nipple clamp! Hold still you fucking poof!
Matchbook_RomanceOctober 17, 2003 12:06 AM
"Dear, let this be a lesson for you, when you run out of hair gel, don't use your cum as a substitute..."
UnknownEricOctober 17, 2003 9:44 AM
How the "Hair Club For Men" gets their supply.
ObiJoOctober 19, 2003 3:33 AM
This was considered porn in the 50s.
KajunFireflyOctober 19, 2003 4:14 AM
Here we can see the grooming habits of the upper classes.
DrexleOctober 19, 2003 11:21 AM
quote:This was considered porn in the 50s. I consider it porn right now. Oh yeah.
quote:This was considered porn in the 50s.
bunnerabbOctober 19, 2003 12:39 PM
"And then, after I wash my hands exactly 72 times, I need to pull your hair. Hard. Pulllll it... pulllll it.... pulllll it..."
"Stop that, you crazy bitch!"
Matchbook_RomanceOctober 19, 2003 8:35 PM
"Oooo baby, you don't do this kind of stuff with my other head..."
NastyPopeOctober 24, 2003 10:57 AM
--Although the process was quite painful, Rock Hudson's sister was very gifted at pulling clumps of dried jism from his hair.
--woman "This is for buying me that epilady for Christmas you prick!!!"
