She's terrific in bed... you should see her when she's huffin' and puffin' !!!

Could you warm up that hand first?

The obligatory before and after picture.

yep, i was right, white people got a thang fo puppets.

Michael Jackson holds auditions for parts in the Thriller 2 video.

Unfortunately for Molly, she discovered that couples who have been together for a long time really do start to look alike.

Cosplay at a planet of the apes convention. That child will be scarred forever.

He thought the gimmick was perfect - little Chewbacca on his lap, he himself as the Jewish Han Solo. It should be selling like hotcakes! But it wasn't. "If things didn't pick up soon," he thought, "I'll have to give up my dreams and start looking for regular work." A fire suddenly filled him. "No!" he told himself determinedly. "It'll draw! It's perfect!" And he started going over his investment banking jokes with renewed vigor.

man - " Go on, say it."

Kid - "Thundercats Ho!"

man - "Did you feel my sword get bigger? Maybe that will teach you not to get 300 face paintings in one day"

--Jesuit Priest Father Velcro and his altar boy Jimmy "Lovesquatch" Garcia

Picture of mAAk's Parents.

Unemployment had not been kind to Opie and Anthony.