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Spankling
July 24, 2001 3:26 PM

Dog Eats Money, Returns It Intact
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STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish bullterrier swallowed 1,000 crowns ($94) but returned the money, almost unspoiled, to its mistress the natural way, the Swedish daily Dagens Nyheter reported on Tuesday.

The six-year old bitch Tassilla gobbled up two 500-crown bills. The first bill emerged the next morning, smelly but undamaged, followed by the second during an evening walk.

"They (the bills) are slightly yellow and I think I'll iron them," mistress Gunilla Gonon-Sabelstrom was quoted as saying.
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Where do I sign up for a Swedish mistress who will call me her bitch and make me eat money?

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gabe_billings July 24, 2001 6:05 PM	Bridgette the Magnificent
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Spankling July 24, 2001 6:50 PM	quote: Bridgette the Magnificent Much better. The name of the lady in the story sounded too much like gonorrhea.
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gabe_billings July 24, 2001 7:24 PM	That, or someone barfing up a hairball while saying their name. I can't decide which.
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wirthling July 24, 2001 10:46 PM	quote: I swear when I first read the title of this thread it said "Odd News, but I LOVE the Wirthling" That wouldn't be odd news to me. I always suspected Spankling kinda had a crush on me...
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Spankling July 25, 2001 7:58 AM	quote: quote: I swear when I first read the title of this thread it said "Odd News, but I LOVE the Wirthling" That wouldn't be odd news to me. I always suspected Spankling kinda had a crush on me... That depends. Would you be willing to "clean" the money after I "returned" it?
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Spankling July 25, 2001 8:35 AM	28547
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Spankling July 25, 2001 10:47 AM	Hey DexX, can you make a cartoon figure based on this?
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DexX July 25, 2001 11:19 AM	So, may I take it that there is a demand for a dominatrix character? I still have to draw Descolada, Gabe, and a couple of others. After that I will move on to other projects. Oh, and there is a little thing called "university work" that I have to waste time on, too. I will try not to let it interrupt the more important stuff. :)
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Spankling July 25, 2001 11:27 AM	quote: Oh, and there is a little thing called "university work" that I have to waste time on, too. I will try not to let it interrupt the more important stuff. :) See that you don't, young man!
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Spankling July 25, 2001 2:24 PM
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skagg July 25, 2001 4:26 PM	man shes hot an what a shot oh ohj
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gabe_billings July 25, 2001 7:49 PM	quote: So, may I take it that there is a demand for a dominatrix character? I still have to draw Descolada, Gabe, and a couple of others. After that I will move on to other projects. If it'd be any help, you can just use the domme chick for me. I kinda look like that when I'm wearing my ass-cutout pants.
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bunnerabb July 26, 2001 12:23 AM	quote: I kinda look like that when I'm wearing my ass-cutout pants. *shudder*
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wirthling
July 26, 2001 1:50 AM

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I still have to draw Descolada, Gabe, and a couple of others. After that I will move on to other projects.

Oh, and there is a little thing called "university work" that I have to waste time on, too. I will try not to let it interrupt the more important stuff. :)

If you have time for one more, DexX, here's me. It's a snapshot from a 1990 vacation I took to Timothy Leary's frontal lobe. I'm the one on the right.

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gabe_billings July 26, 2001 2:44 AM	Wirthling, brother of Yahoo Serious.
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DexX July 26, 2001 8:47 AM	quote: Wirthling, brother of Yahoo Serious. I would like to apologise on behalf of Australia for Yahoo Serious. We are really really sorry.
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Spankling July 26, 2001 7:20 PM	quote: blather blather... I kinda look like that when I'm wearing my ass-cutout pants. I have to have my leather ass-cutout pants re-taylored. I gained a little weight and now when I fart it sounds like a tug boat whistle. [I]TOOT-TOOT[/I]
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Spankling July 27, 2001 9:12 AM	And DexX, if you do a Spankling picture, just make Tom Waits bald and 20 pounds lighter and you got it.
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