Forum archives » Comic Competitions » Comic Contest 48 - Desc's New Job

gabe_billings
July 27, 2001 12:43 PM

Comic Contest 48 is about descolada's recent job offer. The raunchier, the better. Tell us about his job interview, his first day at work, what have you.

The only other constraint is that you do some sort of image manipulation. If you want to make the entire strip from scratch, great. You want to swipe pics from porn sites, no problem. Feel like giving Indy Rock Pete breasts? Be my guest. Don't whine that you don't have Photoshop. Do it in MS Paint. Or download Paint Shop Pro. I don't care. And if you don't have anywhere to post it, send it to me. I'll post it for you.

So no one should have any excuses. You can be lame and not follow the rules, but then I'll just mock you and we'll send crabby to your house to move in for the summer.

Judging will be December 5th.

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gabe_billings
July 27, 2001 12:44 PM

Scratch that. Judging will be Monday evening. 9ish. Snootch.

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Spankling
July 27, 2001 12:44 PM

quote:
Judging will be December 5th.
I'm out of town that day.

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Spankling
July 27, 2001 1:37 PM

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NeoVid
July 27, 2001 2:55 PM

quote:
So no one should have any excuses. You can be lame and not follow the rules, but then I'll just mock you and we'll send crabby to your house to move in for the summer.


I'm stuck with a public computer that doesn't allow anyone to download much of anything. So I do have an excuse.

Bitch.

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Spankling
July 27, 2001 3:00 PM

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I'm stuck with a public computer that doesn't allow anyone to download much of anything. So I do have an excuse.
Email a link to any picture you want and I'll email the picture to you as an attachment. Then you can email the final product to Gabe. Does that work?

Or you could go low-tech and create a collage out of Sunday funnies and Victoria secret catalogs... But you would still need to scan the imaage and send it to Gabe...

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NeoVid
July 27, 2001 5:10 PM

quote:
quote:
I'm stuck with a public computer that doesn't allow anyone to download much of anything. So I do have an excuse.
Email a link to any picture you want and I'll email the picture to you as an attachment. Then you can email the final product to Gabe. Does that work?

Nope. Damn things can't even handle most attachments. Hell, some of the comps I've had to use can't even display the strips here. I think I'm out of this contest.

Darn, and I even had the idea of Desc becoming an interior decorator, and being treated with the Homofication Beam first... But since I can't think of a way to fit a doctored photo into it, it's probably not worth trying anyway.

Plus I'm a lazy slob.

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gabe_billings
July 27, 2001 6:04 PM

Wussy. If you were hardcore, you'd go knock off a bank or two and use the take to bankroll a new PC. I'm sure you could stay away from the law long enough to get a strip published.

Or you could author it in ASCII.

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crabby
July 27, 2001 6:41 PM

I sent my comic to Gabe but he probably isn't gonna put it up cuase he's lazy.

Or at least thats what I've heard.

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Spankling
July 27, 2001 7:16 PM

Gabe let me know if you've only seen the little red x version of my comic. I'll send the original to you complete with dancing donkeys pushing Desc's knoble crank up wirthing's XXXXXXX

Damn - access denied again.

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gabe_billings
July 28, 2001 2:59 AM

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gabe_billings
July 28, 2001 2:59 AM

I should have mentioned that I'm letting my dog judge this one...

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evil_d
July 28, 2001 11:06 AM

Yeah, I know, I'm no Photoshop wrangler. I probably could at least have replaced that floating hand with a patch of material from the shirt, but I didn't feel like figuring out how. Anyway, you get the idea.

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evil_d
July 28, 2001 11:14 AM

Here's an image I made just for fun while I was working on my entry. (Not that working on the entry wasn't pretty much "just for fun", too, but you know what I mean.)

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Spankling
July 28, 2001 12:19 PM

... must ... resist urge ... to create picture ... of Maura with ... strap-on up ... Desc's rump!

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wirthling
July 28, 2001 2:51 PM

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I've got a bad feeling about this contest... :)

What could you possibly have been worried about?

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skagg
July 28, 2001 3:04 PM

that has to be a winner

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gabe_billings
July 28, 2001 4:13 PM

quote:
Gabe let me know if you've only seen the little red x version of my comic. I'll send the original to you complete with dancing donkeys pushing Desc's knoble crank up wirthing's XXXXXXX

Damn - access denied again.



I see yours just fine.

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Spankling
July 28, 2001 5:23 PM

quote:
I see yours just fine.
Of minor value, I know. There will be some good ones here - already are.

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Spankling
July 28, 2001 9:18 PM

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wirthling
July 28, 2001 11:06 PM

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Thanks wirthling, I'm going to have nightmares now.

Here's something else to think about...

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gabe_billings
July 29, 2001 3:35 AM

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Spankling
July 29, 2001 1:25 PM

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gabe_billings
July 29, 2001 4:55 PM

Y'all are gonna have a bitch of a time beating that one. Comics that make me choke on my orange juice are pure gold.

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boorite
July 30, 2001 7:48 AM

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so I had to get soemthing in.

I'll bet you did.

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kaufman
July 30, 2001 8:28 AM

29031

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kaufman
July 30, 2001 8:30 AM

You heard the man! Follow the instructions in the above comic.

29028

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Spankling
July 30, 2001 8:34 AM

I can't do that! It has the word http://www.emis-online.com/webpils/CONTENTS/..%5CDIAGRAMS%5CI15M.HTM">vagina in it!

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boorite
July 30, 2001 8:45 AM

[img]http://libpc22.lib.umbc.edu/images/descwood.gif
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boorite
July 30, 2001 8:45 AM

[img]http://libpc22.lib.umbc.edu/images/descwood.gif
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boorite
July 30, 2001 8:47 AM

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boorite
July 30, 2001 8:51 AM

I accidentally clicked "save" when I meant "preview" and realized my mistake so quickly that it turned into a double-click.

Darn!

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boorite
July 30, 2001 12:34 PM

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wirthling
July 30, 2001 1:27 PM

Nice tie.

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skagg
July 30, 2001 1:40 PM

the way it sits so uncomfortably is pretty good if you ask me

"it" being desc

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boorite
July 30, 2001 2:53 PM

quote:
Nice tie.

It's like my dad told me: Don't just interview in an old t-shirt. Wear a tie over it.

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gabe_billings
July 30, 2001 6:07 PM

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gabe_billings
July 30, 2001 6:19 PM

Excellent job, everyone. I'd almost give it to desc just because the chick he found for his comic is so hot. But not quite. So he can suck it. Or her. :)

You can mock me all you want but when you make fun of my dog you're crossing the line. Only I make fun of my dog. Thus crabby can burn in hell.

Evil_d's was great, especially the Tobor in desc's clothes at the end.

Wirthling gets an ice cream cone for the animated donkey humping gif.

I get two ice cream cones for my Red Meat ripoff featuring wirthling's head as the floating skull.

Spankling's Family Circus cartoon made me almost crap my pants.

Kaufman gets mocked for his inability to use a graphics program. I don't know why he didn't just track down that hooligan from Canton. He can't be too busy, being out of school and all.

Boorite's Dagwood comic made me giggle, and his 'Interview' comic gets the award for the best looking comic. I like the back of the head view of the desk. And the front view of the desc.

But the winner has to be Spankling's Family Circus comic, since it made me laugh the hardest.

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Spankling
July 30, 2001 6:30 PM

Not two beatings in the same night! There's always tomorrow...

And I'll have new rules up by then.

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wirthling
July 30, 2001 6:31 PM

I don't get another ice cream cone for the Goateed-Geekboy-Buttlove.com comic? That was supposed to be my entry, not the gif. Can I get some sprinkles on my one ice cream cone? No?

Bitch.

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gabe_billings
July 30, 2001 7:19 PM

I ignored the real comic because is sucked so bad. But you can still have sprinkles if you really want them.

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wirthling
July 30, 2001 7:26 PM

Bitch.

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kaufman
July 30, 2001 7:43 PM

quote:
Kaufman gets mocked for his inability to use a graphics program. I don't know why he didn't just track down that hooligan from Canton. He can't be too busy, being out of school and all.
Do not mock in the affairs of wizards. For they are subtle and will make up more What are the rules of this contests.

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gabe_billings
July 30, 2001 8:18 PM

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Bitch.

Double-bitch.

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wirthling
July 30, 2001 8:25 PM

Double dumbass on you!

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boorite
July 31, 2001 7:59 AM

Damn, I thought for sure Gabe would go for huge loads of mule spooey.

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wirthling
July 31, 2001 9:45 AM

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Damn, I thought for sure Gabe would go for huge loads of mule spooey.

I was going to follow that up with something, but I don't think it needs a follow up.

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gabe_billings
July 31, 2001 12:32 PM

Look, Colonel Buttplug... If you want to say something then just come out and say it.

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gabe_billings
July 31, 2001 12:35 PM

Speaking of buttplugs.

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