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Spankling
July 30, 2001 8:18 PM

Today a kid calls his teacher a poop and he gets time in a cell with John Wayne Gacy. In my day you start a cornfield on fire and you had to work half a day pitchinâ€™ hay for the farmer. Itâ€™s gettingâ€™ so a kid canâ€™t be a kid.

So what did you do (or dream of doing if you werenâ€™t naughty enough)?

1. The topic must be kids being â€œbad.â€
2. No doctored strips. They gotta be 100% Strip Creator brand comics.
3. Believable is good. Funny is better.

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gabe_billings July 30, 2001 8:27 PM	29107
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ladyjdotnet July 30, 2001 8:28 PM	"pitching hay"? Should little kids really be doing anything that sounds so euphemistic?
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Spankling July 30, 2001 8:31 PM	Forgot: deadline = Wednesday night.
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Spankling July 30, 2001 8:37 PM	quote: "pitching hay"? Should little kids really be doing anything that sounds so euphemistic? Hay was the donkey's name. You don't know what pitchin means in midwestern slang.
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crabby July 30, 2001 8:37 PM	29110
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kaufman July 30, 2001 9:04 PM	29113
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wirthling July 30, 2001 9:16 PM	Bravo!
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ladyjdotnet July 30, 2001 9:19 PM	I would just like to take this moment to once again point out that I was solely responsible for introducing this site to kaufman, thereby raising the bar and encouraging you all to find the resources to be funnier, yourselves. I accept paypal.
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andydougan July 30, 2001 9:59 PM	I'm new to comic contests. Hope it's not too self-evident. 29120
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bunnerabb July 31, 2001 12:36 AM	29140
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Drexle July 31, 2001 1:03 AM	29144
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NastyPope July 31, 2001 8:26 AM	29168
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NeoVid July 31, 2001 2:23 PM	I think I missed Rule 3, since this isn't funny. 29222
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boorite August 1, 2001 7:59 AM	I still love "All Your Base." It's my rosary.
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Spankling August 1, 2001 8:39 AM	I'm in the carrot pealing finals tonight, so I might not get around to judging this thing until Thursday morning. If I still have the wrist strength to type once I get home, I'll do it.
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Drexle August 1, 2001 8:45 AM	quote: I'm in the carrot pealing finals tonight, so I might not get around to judging this thing until Thursday morning. If I still have the wrist strength to type once I get home, I'll do it. Carrot Pealing? I didnt' know that was a euphemism for spanking the monkey.
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Spankling August 1, 2001 8:52 AM	quote: Carrot Pealing? I didnt' know that was a euphemism for spanking the monkey. I used to compete in monkey spanking but the ASPCA came down on us (or is that went down...?).
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boorite August 1, 2001 8:59 AM	That's 40 "All Your Bases" for you, sinner.
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Spankling August 1, 2001 9:02 AM	Someone set up us the one-eyed bomb!
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boorite August 1, 2001 2:55 PM	29358 Yep, Scout's honor. What a knee-slapper!
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gabe_billings August 1, 2001 4:51 PM	Is that thing about the golf course really true? It cracks me up.
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gabe_billings August 1, 2001 5:07 PM	29370
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evil_d August 1, 2001 10:05 PM	Looks like Roger is quite the scoundrel. Which just means people around here actually read WIGU. 29419
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Spankling
August 1, 2001 10:33 PM

Got beat out in the carrot pealing comp. Apparently they want you to bring your own root. I can see, as I had guessed, that this pack didn't waste youthful days frittering away over books. Well done.

Gabe: Petty theft was once a cheap thrill. Now it can get a kid a bullet. Way to keep with the spirit of the thing.

crabby: As much as I don't want to encourage you, the cow calling medic after if fell over made me chuckle.

kaufman: Bravo indeed. And all toooo believable.

andydougan: Welcome to the fray. Despite a lack of donkey sodomy you fit right in. Nice echo forward with the Pokemon girl.

bunner: How I remember the "yip" dog from my youth (helpful hint: biology books make quite an impression). I hope you took pictures. I wish I had.

Drexle: Playing kinky doctor! Now your talkin'.

NastyPope: Faces of Death? The jog-a-thon part freaked me out too. Funny stuff.

NeoVid: That was evil and freighting. I laughed as I trembled. That particular youthful transgression actually does merit sticking young boys into a cell with big fat molesters dressed as clowns.

Boo-boo-boorite: Planting rumors to frame enemies. Now THAT's the Opie fuckin Taylor stuff that kids need to do more of today! I know what you say is true. Except for having enough money to buy off the DA, you coulda growed up with me.

descolada99b: Spewing hot ass would not make me rent a tape. And this is Spankling talking! Funny - I would have given you extra points for turning it into a Rosanna Rosanna Danna bit with the "nevermind" at the end.

And now for the winner. The envelope please? Hey... There must be 2 grand in here... and a name...

The winner is boorite! No question! Thank you ladies and gents!

... with kaufman coming in a very close second.

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Spankling August 1, 2001 10:37 PM	JEEEZ! I missed mentioning evil d's! I laughed but I didn't write. My bad. But the 2 grand.. er... the decision is in already. No refunds.
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boorite August 2, 2001 7:34 AM	quote: Is that thing about the golf course really true? It cracks me up. I'm afraid it's true.
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boorite August 2, 2001 7:42 AM	quote: The winner is boorite! I haven't felt so victorious since September 28, 1981, the day they let me out of the nuthatch.
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Spankling August 2, 2001 7:45 AM	quote: I haven't felt so victorious since September 28, 1981, the day they let me out of the nuthatch. So... where your nuts hatched by then? What came out?
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boorite August 2, 2001 8:36 AM	Spam.
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gabe_billings August 2, 2001 12:43 PM	Boorite, Reaver of the Fairway. Has kind of a nice ring to it, eh?
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boorite August 2, 2001 1:06 PM	Better than "Ballwasherslayer."
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gabe_billings August 2, 2001 5:51 PM	You should have kept one of the ballwashers as a souvenir.
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Jael August 2, 2001 9:31 PM	quote: 29144 YAY!!! I'm immortalized!!!
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boorite
August 3, 2001 7:59 AM

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You should have kept one of the ballwashers as a souvenir.

They were mounted on 4" diameter steel posts and set in like half a yard of concrete, so they weighed a ton. The good thing about the rigid steel posts is they provided lots of leverage. When you pushed on them with the Buick, they'd just unearth the cement. Dude! Weak!

Plus soapy water would've slopped all over the back of the wagon.

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Spankling
August 3, 2001 12:43 PM

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You should have kept one of the ballwashers as a souvenir.

They were mounted on 4" diameter steel posts and set in like half a yard of concrete, so they weighed a ton. The good thing about the rigid steel posts is they provided lots of leverage. When you pushed on them with the Buick, they'd just unearth the cement. Dude! Weak!

Plus soapy water would've slopped all over the back of the wagon.

And I'll tell you, there is no pick-me-up like getting your balls washed by a machine near the 13th hole on a hot day!

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gabe_billings
August 3, 2001 12:51 PM

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They were mounted on 4" diameter steel posts and set in like half a yard of concrete, so they weighed a ton. The good thing about the rigid steel posts is they provided lots of leverage. When you pushed on them with the Buick, they'd just unearth the cement. Dude! Weak!

Plus soapy water would've slopped all over the back of the wagon.

That sounds like just the sort of thing a person would say if he were too big a pussy to steal a crane.

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Spankling August 3, 2001 12:54 PM	quote: That sounds like just the sort of thing a person would say if he were too big a pussy to steal a crane. I've been told I couldn't get it up with a crane, but I can damn sure get it up with a ballwasher.
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