That's a great show. When you pull his finger he farts out "Hail Britannia".

He'd got the tat for just such an occurence, and quickly repelled the hand-walking vampire.

As Mike slowly went completely out of focus and eventually dissolved, he tried desperately to give his location via webcam. Sadly, his last cry for help was just a bit too vague.

Austin Powers as he goes through a fingerprint scan.

The Iraqi boffins had only to align the targetting on their American built Robo-Cop and it would be ready to hit the streets of Baghdad.

"Wait 'till you see which country's flag is on my MIDDLE finger!"

What a nipple sees.