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Burt Reynolds

Evel Knievel

Evel Knievel R.I.P.

Oh man! Those comics are great and get Macca-style thumbs aloft from me. Also: I loved you in Magnum PI.

Burt... Reynolds???

Yeah, sure.

If I were such a famous and talented actor, earning zillions for doing movies, I wouldn't be here making comic strips about Evel Knievel.

(However, if you are the real, the one and only Burt Reynolds, prove it: make enough donations as to give my comic strips a five star rating. Sorry to ask it so boldly, but I have always had this curiousity about having a 5 star rating. ;)

I liked the "Garfield" series. :)

Those are insanely funny and refreshingly original.

I especially loved the Evel Knievel strips--keep going.

I liked the Garfield strips. Welcome to my favourite authors list =)

Thanks all. What's up with the star rating? And as for being wildly successful, thanks, but Loni won't even let me do home movies with our kid, what's-his-name. It's either this or cocaine, and I've almost worn my nose down to a nub.

when the crime-fighting ghost of evel knievel shouted, "its time to scare up some pussy!" I yelled, "WHOOOOO!!!"

I'm glad no one was home.

burt reynolds makes me a little...uncomfortable.

In real life, burt-reynolds is an air traffic controller... Remember that next time you go to Honolulu!

He's also a fucking genius.

Hey Mr Reynolds, I hear you are down here in New Zealand filming a movie at the moment. How are you finding it?

I couldn't say. I don't leave my hotel room. I watch porn on spectravision, but it's not hot, because everyone has accents. I'm literally phoning in my performance. Anytime they're supposed to show me talking in the movie, it's just going to be my disembodied voice and a production still of me from "Mystery, Alaska". I have a kick-ass agent. I tired to pull the same stunt with Peter Jackson when I was up for the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but that's a guy who gets what he wants. But I still say I would have been better than that Viggo Mortensen guy.

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Oh, about the rating system here (with 0 to 5 stars) you can find more information in the "FAQ" page. Donors give some money to keep this website going, receive a shining yellow star next to their name and are given the privilege of rating other users. I'm not sure but I think that even 50 cents donations are allowed.

Of course you don't need more stars near you.

(But I do. So why don't you become a donor... or adopt me?)