http://www.cutoffmyfeet.com/

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This reminds me that there was a site up a couple of months ago called:

Carole - Soon to be a Real DBE Amputee.

It was this woman with severe myopia who fantasized about having her hands cut off and replaced with "BEAUTIFUL TWIN DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOK PROSTESES" Which are basically little hooks. She claimed that she was arranging a "tragic accident" to happen last month, but considering the last time I saw the page in operation was March, I have no idea what came of it.

The site was horrible... it had no map or navigation style other than there being a link at the bottom of one page leading to the next. There were occasional detours along the way if you wanted to take one. I think there were well over 150 pages in that site... And she kept repeating everything over and over and over like someone with obsessive compulsive disorder. *shiver.*

She also wrote that her boyfriend "supported her fully" in her dream to become a "real DBE amputee." Talk about problems... o_O

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This reminds me that there was a site up a couple of months ago called:

Carole - Soon to be a Real DBE Amputee.

It was this woman with severe myopia who fantasized about having her hands cut off and replaced with "BEAUTIFUL TWIN DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOK PROSTESES" Which are basically little hooks. She claimed that she was arranging a "tragic accident" to happen last month, but considering the last time I saw the page in operation was March, I have no idea what came of it.

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http://www.cutoffmyfeet.com/

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She claimed that she was arranging a "tragic accident"

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She claimed that she was arranging a "tragic accident"

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She IS a tragic accident.

How about this freck genius:

"On August 24, 1986, Paul Morgan's life was forever changed. He was in an accident which left him paralyzed. Paul and several of his friends had been out boating that day. They were on their way, pulling the boat on a trailer behind the truck. Paul fell out of the back of the truck and was run over by the boat trailer they were towing."

Is there a lesson here, anyone? Such as there's a reason why passenger cars have seatbelts, not to mention seats? I guess he was just 18 or 19 at the time, but sheez. Adult supervision, anyone?

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Maybe we could get in on this. We'll say that we're going to cut off crabby's manhood on the internet in October, and you can watch for $50. And since we don't need new legs, we can all go buy Ferraris. And get a strap on for crabby.

Hmmm.... : - /

It really doesn't matter if I post anything on these forums ever, ever, ever again, does it?

I mean, I'm pretty much just barking up my own ass here, aint I?

*sigh*

And so it goes....

Love,

bunner

Sorry.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sorry.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Well what did you mean? I'm too dumb to figure out stuff like this on my own.

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They would have had adult supervision, but the adult was getting a blow job in the car from some queer while reading Penthouse. Damn kids.

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Sorry.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Um, no.

That's not really what I meant.

Sorry.

Love,

bunner

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My first wife used to pull this crap on me.

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My first wife used to pull this crap on me.

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Yeah, she always said you didn't understand her.

Love,

bunner