Young one: You wanna see happiest place on earth, grandpa?

Old one: How come my mice look sleepy?

In a desperate attempt to compete with the "Get hammered, get naked and act like idiots" trend, Disneyworld, once a bastion of family values, took to gluing funny faces on women's titties.

Even the fun loving girls were finding it hard to laugh when the old man said for the 45th time " Fancy a Donald Duck?"

Jerry Springer devises a plan to use the 'assets' of the mother & daughter combo as a decoy in a vain attempt to get to make-up without being noticed.

My grandparents took me to Neverland Ranch, and all I got was groped.

It was all fun and games till I slammed Mickey and Minnie's heads together and started ramming my Kaa between their snouts.

I know how you feel Obijo. I've begun to have relations with the very idea of that big dumb looking babe.

As rabid Beatles fan Ralphie 'The Red-Nosed Retard' Oxpopowitz looks over the buxom Disneywhore's right shoulder, all he could think was, "Damn, I never realized mice could be that sexy."