Hey, y'all. I hope this template is a little more 'congruous' than my last one for all you sticklers out there. Rules are, as always:

1) Change only the last panel
2) You may change directions the character faces, but not use different characters.
3) Add text to either character, or both
4) Title can be changed, there's an award for it.
5) Host is the winner of the award for best punch line, the "Zinger award"

Bonus 'Trivia' Question for 25 extra points:

Of all the characters you'd like to see on this site, what do you want to see the most?

Please describe the character (such as, 'Man with nunchucks' or 'Unicorn'), and don't just say things like 'Homestar Runner'. The coolest idea will win, and I'll draw it and annoy the living shit out of Brad until he adds it. Enjoy!

199900

This is my first FTC....i am so sorry....
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A pun and political incorrectness. Not bad for a start. For the bonus question:

I want Pikachu to be added to Strip Creator. Why? Because the resulting deluge of anti-Pokemon strips - all filled with the same tired, hackeneyed, and cliched "Pokemon sucks" punchlines - would probably drive most of the people here insane, cause them unbearable agony, or both. And I would laugh, because I like to laugh at the misery and torment of others.

(Whether or not I'm joking I'll leave for you to decide.)

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I want Pikachu to be added to Strip Creator.

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I need a girl zombie, damn it. I'm going to have to win this.

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It would help if you payed attention to the question. NO TRADEMARKED CHARACTERS. Maybe a caricature of Pikachu, or a Pokemon-type character, but let's try to stay away from the intellectual property of others.

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200161

After reading ObiJo's strip I have decided that entering this FTC would be completely pointess.

Eh? Not that Obi-Jo's strip isn't TEH R0XX0R, but how does that invalidate your own contributions?

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After reading ObiJo's strip I have decided that entering this FTC would be completely pointess.

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Nice Peanuts reference.

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Hey, happy holidays, fruitcakes! I'll be judging the comic contest tomorrow, folks. Get those last-minute submissions in!

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Okay, folks, here are the winners:

The Truth Award This ACTUALLY happened!

Goes to: Ewwwww

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Ewwwww&ID=200936

Most Political

Goes to: Ewwwww

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Ewwwww&ID=200939

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Zaster

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Zaster&ID=199939

Most Sexual

Goes to: xxausrottenxx

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=xxausrottenxx&ID=199936

Politically Incorrect

Goes to: Xuanwu, I guess. It wasn't really funny at all, but it was the only politically incorrect one.

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Xuanwu&ID=200085

Most Obscure

Goes to: xxausrottenxx

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=xxausrottenxx&ID=199934

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: Ewwwww

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Ewwwww&ID=200936

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: kaufman!

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=kaufman&ID=200103

Best Title

Goes to: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Kevin%20Keegans%20Perm&ID=200373

Most Similar

Goes to: Ewwwww
And: Xuanwu

For the Comics:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Ewwwww&ID=200937

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200087

The AUUHHH award Of cornyness

Goes to: Xuanwu

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Xuanwu&ID=200316

Best Use of Cliche award

Goes to: niteowl
I consider American Idol to be a cliche at this point.

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=niteowl&ID=200032

This next group of awards was the hardest. Between Kaufman, ObiJo, Zaster, and Ewwwww, I had a shitload of good comics to choose from.
And now for the winners:

Bronze Award of Neatoness

It was close on all accounts. No one got the bronze, because 3 people got the silver for 4 different comics!

Silver Award of Excellence

A 4-way tie! Seriously, I loved all of these, and every one made me chuckle like a lobotomized whippits user.

It goes to: Kaufman, for:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=kaufman&ID=200103

Ewwwww, for:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Ewwwww&ID=199941

Ewwwww again, for:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Ewwwww&ID=200936

Zaster, for:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Zaster&ID=200161

Psychic Award

Goes to: Nobody, really.

My comic was:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=MikeyG&ID=201085

Creativity Award

Goes to: Ewwwww

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Ewwwww&ID=200936

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: ObiJo

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=ObiJo&ID=200005

Congratulations, everyone! ObiJo, congrats. It was a hard-won contest, mostly because Ewwwww had two funny comics. But in the end, yours made me smile like a hyena on nitrous.

P.S. - Dcomposed, you didn't even enter the fuckin' contest, but I'll draw a female zombie and we'll see if we can get Brad to get it in there.

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Funniest Comic to Nerds Goes to: Zaster

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I'd like to thank Potato Pumpkin, who nailed his part beautifully, and also Santa, who, believe it or not, ad libbed his line! I'd originally written it as "I am fat. I have a beard. I am fat and with beard. Fat beard man, that's me. Fat, fat, fat. Beard, beard, beard. Fat beard. Beard fat. Fatty McBeard. Beardy McFat. THE END!" But Santa steeped in and said, "King?" (On my set I demand to be known as King.) "King," he said, "I dig the hipness of the Fatty Beard thing, but what if we go another way and instead I say something like "Toy train it is!" "FUCK NO!" I yelled. Then I thought about it. "FUCK NO!" I yelled again, this time burning him with my cigar. But by this point I had forgotten what his original line was supposed to be anyway, so burnt him once more with my cigar and acquiesced. Which brings us to the comic you see before you today!

--E True Hollywood Story

You fuckin' maniac. Enjoy your win, bubba!

Mikey, thanks for actually likeing my comics.

PS: The check should be there Tuesday.

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P.S. - Dcomposed, you didn't even enter the fuckin' contest, but I'll draw a female zombie and we'll see if we can get Brad to get it in there.

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Well, I've given up on trying to impress MikeyG, since his taste in humor is different from my own (nothing wrong with that, everyone has they're own sense of humor). But at least "there candy only one" got me something. And with the experience points from this contest, I can buy a point in the skill "Feet of Cheese!" Very handy.

Yay, I got some pussy! Er, award!

yay! im sexual and obscure...move over dahmer, its my time to shine!

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Funniest Comic to Nerds Goes to: Zaster

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W00T! Wait 'til I tell my friends Melvin and Pointdexter!

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Ill claim the Bronze if nobody else is having it ...

*whistles and walks off with the statue*

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: Kevin Keegans Perm

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Kevin%20Keegans%20Perm&ID=200373

Congratulations, you thief!