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satansdik
January 2, 2004 4:06 AM

198610

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and for my last one, uhhh...my first one.

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also, i am currently running a series entitled "why i love canada", which is done 3 parts at a time (when i feel like it), with unrelated interludes inbetween.

so yeah. feedback and stuff is good. and if you don't like them, please forward all complaints to DragonXero, as he/she suggested i post here.

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MikeyG
January 2, 2004 8:55 AM

First off, D/X didn't MAKE you do anything, unless he was standing beside you with his penis against your eyeball, threatening to ejaculate it through the back of your head unless you posted here.

Second off, this is WHERE PEOPLE POST COMICS! If you want people to read them and you aren't a donor, you post them to Read My Damn Comics. Pretty easy, right? Blaming DragonXero for you posting here is like blaming your mother for telling you to piss IN the toilet bowl. Much more like it than you realize, too.

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satansdik
January 2, 2004 10:28 AM

*sigh*...the irony is that you failed to see the humorous sarcasm present in a forum about comics.

OBVIOUSLY DragonXero didn't take my hand and force-type my post (and i can personally assure you that there were no penii near my eyes). however, he was the only one to offer encouragement, and suggested i start posting in the forums more. hence, the sarcastic remark that he "made" me do it.

secondly, this is actually the second time i have posted a comic in this section. once again, DragonXero was the only one to post a reply. i figured by stating he "made" me do it would spark perhaps more replies than the last futile attempt. i'm already one up...so thank you for that, MikeyG.

but thank you for belittling my attempt at sarcasm...you have made me feel so wanted (*tear*) here, and now i...

oh wait, i only cared enough to explain myself.

/post

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DragonXero
January 2, 2004 5:21 PM

Meh, I still think they're well-done.

Most of 'em anyway X)

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dcomposed
January 2, 2004 6:59 PM

quote:
and i can personally assure you that there were no penii near my eyes
What about penises?

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satansdik
January 3, 2004 5:12 AM

i'm fairly certain, but only slightly less, that there were also no penises near my eyes.

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laughinginyourface
January 3, 2004 10:50 AM

Pretty good comics.

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DragonXero
January 3, 2004 8:50 PM

inDEED

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IB_XC
January 6, 2004 9:28 AM

Unnecessarily offensive, more than needed to be funny. Are you angry at the world?

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satansdik
January 6, 2004 12:21 PM

quote:
Unnecessarily offensive, more than needed to be funny. Are you angry at the world?

not at all...in fact, if you had indeed read the book called 'the davinci code' (first comic posted), you would see that it's a satire on that book.

the second comic is more stupid funny than offensive funny (unless you're a stuckup, frigid loser...in which case i can see the offense...no apology for it, though)

and the last one is not offensive at all...unless dogs on balls talking to robots is offensive to you. in which case, you're an idiot.

actually, if you find my comics offensive, you ARE an idiot. so good job on that.

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DragonXero
January 7, 2004 4:11 AM

I picked a fiesty bastard to call out, didn't I?

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satansdik
January 7, 2004 8:13 AM

who, me?

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MikeyG
January 7, 2004 12:19 PM

Sarcastic? How about retarded.

By the way, I know what irony is, and it has nothing to do with you.

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smamurai
January 7, 2004 12:27 PM

quote:

By the way, I know what irony is, and it has nothing to do with you.

So who doesn't? Goldish, Diamontique, and Irony are all things we should be familiar with unless you are poor and can't afford cable. Hey if it wasn't for QVC my camper home would be all but empty.

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MikeyG
January 7, 2004 2:08 PM

quote:
So who doesn't? Goldish, Diamontique, and Irony are all things we should be familiar with unless you are poor and can't afford cable. Hey if it wasn't for QVC my camper home would be all but empty.

I think I laughed so hard made a little poo-berry.

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Matchbook_Romance
January 7, 2004 2:27 PM

Okay... back to the guy's comics. I liked them. =D

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satansdik
January 7, 2004 4:50 PM

quote:
Sarcastic? How about retarded.

By the way, I know what irony is, and it has nothing to do with you.


i don't think you know what either irony or sarcasm is, mikey...but we'll let sleeping dogs lie there.

by the way i know what funny is, and it has nothing to do with you. (after reading your "comics") but that's okay, you can stay angry and stupid...i won't hold it against you, chief.

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DragonXero
January 7, 2004 6:35 PM

*looks around* Did I do a bad thing?

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xxausrottenxx
January 7, 2004 7:04 PM

wait, so there isnt any penises?

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DragonXero
January 7, 2004 7:16 PM

You and your damned penises.

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thochaos
January 8, 2004 1:52 AM

quote:
*looks around* Did I do a bad thing?

Yeah, you fucked up. Big time.

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MikeyG
January 8, 2004 9:05 AM

quote:
i don't think you know what either irony or sarcasm is, mikey...but we'll let sleeping dogs lie there.

by the way i know what funny is, and it has nothing to do with you. (after reading your "comics") but that's okay, you can stay angry and stupid...i won't hold it against you, chief.



Heh heh. We've got a fiesty little pissant, don't we? Hey, that's okay, satansdik. I admire your moxy for coming in here like gangbusters and crapping up the funny quotient on this site.

I mean, if we didn't have pure offal like you on this site, who would be around to make the funny ones look even better?

So I apologize sincerely for demanding that your comics:
A) Be funny
B) Make sense
C) Be possibly legible (which is easy since handwriting doesn't come into this)
D) Be stupid in a funny way

I love the fact that you post your eructation in RMDC and then balk at the criticism, too. God knows no one does THAT. Again, if we didn't have shitstains, there'd be no need for detergent, right? If it wasn't for you, I'd have no one to sharpen my piercing wit on. So for that, I thank you as well.

Please, please respond with some beliigerent comment so I can hone my skills. I can always use the practice.

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smamurai
January 8, 2004 9:14 AM

Will you two just fuck and get it over with? Yes, I am selling tickets before you ask. You guys should team up, this is like Another 48 hours or something.

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MikeyG
January 8, 2004 9:17 AM

smamurai, why do you spurn me so? We had something special and sacred together. Now you have forever broken it and it could never be as it once was. Since it's over, you can mail me all my stuff back.

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satansdik
January 8, 2004 10:16 AM

quote:
quote:
i don't think you know what either irony or sarcasm is, mikey...but we'll let sleeping dogs lie there.

by the way i know what funny is, and it has nothing to do with you. (after reading your "comics") but that's okay, you can stay angry and stupid...i won't hold it against you, chief.



Heh heh. We've got a fiesty little pissant, don't we? Hey, that's okay, satansdik. I admire your moxy for coming in here like gangbusters and crapping up the funny quotient on this site.

I mean, if we didn't have pure offal like you on this site, who would be around to make the funny ones look even better?

So I apologize sincerely for demanding that your comics:
A) Be funny
B) Make sense
C) Be possibly legible (which is easy since handwriting doesn't come into this)
D) Be stupid in a funny way

I love the fact that you post your eructation in RMDC and then balk at the criticism, too. God knows no one does THAT. Again, if we didn't have shitstains, there'd be no need for detergent, right? If it wasn't for you, I'd have no one to sharpen my piercing wit on. So for that, I thank you as well.

Please, please respond with some beliigerent comment so I can hone my skills. I can always use the practice.


202600

ah yes, the very pinnacle of comedy. angst from a 26 year old who lives at home (rent paid or not), bitches about his pathetic existance on a comic site, and tries to make it funny (but falls extremely short). at least i know now why you're an angry, pathetic little prick who has nothing better to do than offer insults veiled as criticism.

criticism, mikey my dear man, is something which is constructive in pointing out potential flaws (potential, because the critic sees them, not necessarily because they are there), not calling someone's comics "pure offal", and calling it 'criticism'.

secondly, as i'm sure you're aware, if someone offers me criticism, i think i am more than welcome to offer a rebuttal to said criticism. especially when it has no basis, or is not explained. calling my comics offensive without reason, for instance, is not criticism. once again, this falls into the veiled insult category. if i didn't feel they were good, i wouldn't have posted them in the first place, and i feel i am entitled to back that up. not with insults, but with reasoning.

so there you go, MikeyG, you sweet thang you. you have quite a lot to sharpen your "piercing wit" on. i look forward to your next insult masquerading as wit.

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MikeyG
January 8, 2004 2:40 PM

Ha ha ha! "OOoooh, look at me! Approve of me! DragonXero told me to, so please approve of me!"

Okay, you whiny little shitstain, this is going to have to go into FGH because of the content. let's do this.

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DragonXero
January 8, 2004 2:59 PM

This is so sad.

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niteowl
January 8, 2004 4:15 PM

This is kinda neat...like in High School (of which I have vague memories since it was 17 years ago) when a fight was gonna take place after school, and everyone knew about it before lunch..."OMG John and Bob are gonna fight at 3pm outside in the parking lot"...The best was when two girls would set their time to tango. Everyone knew within an hour, and the whole school showed up to watch it.

Maybe I just went to a violent school.

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Matchbook_Romance
January 8, 2004 5:27 PM

By the oak tree niteowl, we TANGO!

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IB_XC
January 8, 2004 9:19 PM

quote:
quote:
Unnecessarily offensive, more than needed to be funny. Are you angry at the world?

not at all...in fact, if you had indeed read the book called 'the davinci code' (first comic posted), you would see that it's a satire on that book.

the second comic is more stupid funny than offensive funny (unless you're a stuckup, frigid loser...in which case i can see the offense...no apology for it, though)

and the last one is not offensive at all...unless dogs on balls talking to robots is offensive to you. in which case, you're an idiot.

actually, if you find my comics offensive, you ARE an idiot. so good job on that.



I wasn't really talking about these three. I've actually read all of your comics. At least I think so. Most of them if not.

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niteowl
January 8, 2004 10:20 PM

quote:
By the oak tree niteowl, we TANGO!
Ok Match, BRING IT ON!

*cracks knuckles*
*puts on dancing shoes, the better to tango with*

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DragonXero
January 8, 2004 10:47 PM

DANCING!! THERE'S GOING TO BE DANCING AFTER SCHOOL!!!

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niteowl
January 8, 2004 11:05 PM

Fuckin' A.

We're gonna do a stage version of Footloose II - replete with leprosy.

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MikeyG
January 9, 2004 9:38 AM

quote:
This is kinda neat...like in High School (of which I have vague memories since it was 17 years ago) when a fight was gonna take place after school, and everyone knew about it before lunch..."OMG John and Bob are gonna fight at 3pm outside in the parking lot"...The best was when two girls would set their time to tango. Everyone knew within an hour, and the whole school showed up to watch it.

Maybe I just went to a violent school.



Fights at my school just happened. All the time. Usually between a bunch of people, sometimes ending with someone stabbed or dead.

On a somewhat related note, 3 O'Clock High was a pretty good movie. I like how the protagonist kicked the ass of the bad guy from Kindergarten Cop.

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