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habnem
January 10, 2004 6:23 PM

So, I've just seen "Big Fish," a tremendous movie, by the by, and it's got me thinking about fatherhood. Mind you, it hasn't made me want to be a father--fuck, I've never even managed to keep a hamster alive for more than a couple of months--but about fatherhood in general. Now I'm sick of thinking about it, so it's time for you folks to do it for me.

Show me some advice your father gave you, or something funny you saw a father do in public... anything along those lines. Hell, you can even use this space to recreate your favorite "little Billy" joke, for all I care. Just make it funny--and you'll even get extra points if you can be funny and poignant at the same time (I admit, I cried like a motherchicken at that damned movie; I thought I would have to leave).

Judging will happen Wednesday evening, after I've taken my dad to see "Big Fish." (:

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Ewwwww January 10, 2004 6:33 PM	203772
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Ewwwww January 10, 2004 6:37 PM	203773
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dcomposed January 10, 2004 6:37 PM	7429386036860428604386045
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User #16352 January 10, 2004 6:59 PM	149250 149255 149260 149292
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ObiJo January 10, 2004 7:06 PM	203783
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mmyers January 10, 2004 7:06 PM	This is how Gary's Dad taught him lessons. 203780
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User #16352 January 10, 2004 7:13 PM	199094 203736 107147 201278 85417
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Ewwwww January 10, 2004 7:36 PM	203775 203777 203782 203784 203787
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Rabid_Weasle January 10, 2004 7:38 PM	203786 203789 203790
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Denyer January 10, 2004 7:41 PM	203791
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Inflatable_Man January 10, 2004 7:43 PM	190586 159026 155383 203792
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Denyer January 10, 2004 7:54 PM	203797
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fox_in_box January 10, 2004 9:03 PM	203805
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MaxPayne January 11, 2004 3:15 AM	I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologize in advance. First comic in over 6 months. 203860
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EvilZak January 11, 2004 5:39 AM	I'll do some new ones later. First: 184876 184117 185614 202374
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Xuanwu January 11, 2004 2:15 PM	203992
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IB_XC January 11, 2004 2:17 PM	It started out as a real life event, was turned into a crude comic when I was BDD, and now it has been refined. It's not winning material, but I deem it presentable for CC228. 203987 And here's a three-parter for you. 203991 203994 204000
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possums January 11, 2004 6:40 PM	204070
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kaufman January 12, 2004 8:18 AM	204130 204131
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Trihan January 12, 2004 9:41 AM	204143
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mmyers January 12, 2004 1:52 PM	161969 161973 162199 170369 172270
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mmyers January 12, 2004 1:53 PM	193365 193407 194573 204180
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NeoVid January 12, 2004 3:13 PM	I can't beat mmyers' series.
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A_Chicka January 12, 2004 7:33 PM	My father and I have issues, but I managed to poop something semi nice about him out: 204246 204247
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Inflatable_Man January 12, 2004 8:26 PM	"Why are my eyes leaking?" is a genuis line, chicka.
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Spankling January 12, 2004 9:36 PM	204262204263204264
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kaufman January 13, 2004 7:55 AM	Aren't you glad I don't really have kids? 204313
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smamurai January 13, 2004 8:05 AM	204310 204311 204312 204314
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mmyers January 13, 2004 9:34 AM	204321
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codehappykid January 13, 2004 10:17 AM	204323 204324 204325 204326 204329
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MikeyG January 14, 2004 7:11 AM	Oooh. I took a different spin on the Father/Son relationship. 204212 204221 204571
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kramer_vs_kramer January 14, 2004 8:48 AM	Yes sir. Impending fatherhood can be tough if you're not prepared. 204577 204579 204581 204583 204585
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kramer_vs_kramer January 14, 2004 8:49 AM	204586
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attitudechicka January 14, 2004 9:56 AM	Is anyone else disapointed that MikeyG never once used the line "AHA! It is me/I, Jesus"?
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mmyers January 14, 2004 10:42 AM	204594
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habnem
January 14, 2004 5:59 PM

Here you are, all--the results of this here competition. I was surprised so many of you took the word "poignant" in my rules to mean "perverse." Aww, what the hell am I saying; I wasn't surprised at all. Here are the ones that struck me as particularly gutbusting:

boinky33 - why i'm so screwed up (series, but esp. #1)
ObiJo - A conversation with my dead father
mmyers - My friend Gary's Dad and Sundays in the Park... (series)
Rabid_Weasle - Hooory Shit!
Inflatable_Man - Father Knows Best!
EvilZak - Eight Simple Rules and Prevent Child Abuse
Kaufman - Advice to a failed all-star
Spankling - Family Reunion (series)
kramer_vs_kramer - I go back to the shack... (the whole series was fun, but the cunnilingus punchline got me)

Both of EvilZak's above mentioned comics made me laugh an awful lot (seriously, reread them right now), but the new take on the old SC trope presented by Mr. Weasle takes the prize:

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Everyone still needs to see "Big Fish," and I'm outta here.

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Rabid_Weasle January 14, 2004 7:02 PM	:O Holy crap, I finally won one of these things! Thanks habnem! :D Great going everyone else, loads of the funny. I'll try to get the next CC up ASAP.
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Spankling January 14, 2004 9:31 PM	204750
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smamurai January 15, 2004 9:58 AM	So, everybody got an honorable 'cept me? Is it 'cos I am bleak?
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User #16352 January 15, 2004 10:57 AM	AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MikeyG January 15, 2004 12:23 PM	Smam, I didn't get shit, either. Don't feel bad. Mine were really good, too.
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habnem January 15, 2004 1:19 PM	indeed. i'm just a knob. (:
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possums January 15, 2004 6:19 PM	quote: So, everybody got an honorable 'cept me? Is it 'cos I am bleak? hey, I wasn't honored. as a matter of fact, the biggest compliment I've got so far was, "Your most recent comic shows signs of serious improvement," and, "Suck me, beautiful."
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