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wirthling August 8, 2001 11:06 PM	I can't decide what to use for my profile text. Unfortunately, "Fnerf." is already taken. Any other suggestions? It's hot. I can't sleep. I'm bored. Amuse me.
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Drexle August 8, 2001 11:12 PM	quote: I can't decide what to use for my profile text. Unfortunately, "Fnerf." is already taken. Any other suggestions? It's hot. I can't sleep. I'm bored. Amuse me. "I'm wirthless."
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wirthling August 8, 2001 11:33 PM	I said, "Amuse me."
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DH-01 August 8, 2001 11:36 PM	"WIRTHLING! Thirty million pink donkeys can't be wrong!" -DH1
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wirthling August 8, 2001 11:37 PM	That's better.
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Drexle August 8, 2001 11:49 PM	quote: I said, "Amuse me." Sorry, I thought you said "Abuse me." I was wondering how that was supposed to be any different from normal
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bunnerabb August 9, 2001 12:27 AM	Three years of strippin', two years of sodomy one year of givin' to ya mama. It's wirthling.
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gabe_billings August 9, 2001 2:57 AM	Wirthling powers, activate! Form of, a donkey!
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boorite
August 9, 2001 11:10 AM

With his many years of daily self-abuse, Wirthling brings a mature quality to his depictions of unspeakable sex acts. Watching and committing sodomy is a passion for Wirthling, who feels most at home in a humid peep-show booth with sticky doorknobs. He finds a stimulating challenge in waiting until the last possible moment to deposit the next coin and keep the show going. Wirthling gives himself body and soul to Stripcreator in the never-ending quest for free bukakke pics and overseas tentacle rape porn. Disgusting!

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bunnerabb August 9, 2001 3:47 PM	wirthling's comics: For when you just can't find any good porn. (TM)
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Spankling August 9, 2001 5:13 PM	"You wanna sofa? It's puffy. I got pictures. I'll through in a donkey! Please?... Anyone?... ANYONE!?! TAKE THIS FUCKING THING AND GIVE ME MONEY! GOD! I NEVER WANTED THE GOD DAMN THING! FOR THE LOVE OF SODOMY - TAKE THIS FUCKING SOFA AND GIVE ME ANYTHING! GUM! FUCK!
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wirthling August 9, 2001 5:25 PM	Actually, the furniture was sold. Bob: "Johnny, what's the next item up for bid on The Price is Right?!" Johnny: "Well, Bob, the next item up for bid is a CD by Arrested Development! It was very popular in 1992! We'll be having a yard sale August 18 - 19 to sell all the crap that isn't worth advertising. All are welcome...
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gabe_billings August 9, 2001 5:27 PM	quote: ...ING SOFA AND GIVE ME ANYTHING! GUM! FUCK! Just out of curiosity I went on Google and did a search for 'gum fuck'. This was about the third from the top... Caption: Monster Short Bus The tards ain't takin' no more shit!
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evil_d August 9, 2001 7:40 PM	quote: We'll be having a yard sale August 18 - 19 to sell all the crap that isn't worth advertising. All are welcome... What part of Maryland is this again?
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wirthling August 9, 2001 7:41 PM	quote: quote: We'll be having a yard sale August 18 - 19 to sell all the crap that isn't worth advertising. All are welcome... What part of Maryland is this again? Columbia
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gabe_billings August 9, 2001 8:09 PM	If you're selling any stuff that's actually worth a lot of money but you don't realize it 'cause you're dumb, I'll buy it. Things like Aunt Selma's emerald and diamond encrusted tiara that you've been using as a cigar holder would be just peachy.
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Spankling August 9, 2001 8:29 PM	quote: If you're selling any stuff that's actually worth a lot of money but you don't realize it 'cause you're dumb, I'll buy it. Things like Aunt Selma's emerald and diamond encrusted tiara that you've been using as a cigar holder would be just peachy. Or even a cigar encrusted Aunt Selma...
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kaufman
August 10, 2001 6:10 AM

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We'll be having a yard sale August 18 - 19 to sell all the crap that isn't worth advertising. All are welcome...
What part of Maryland is this again?

Columbia

For those of you living outside the area, you're probably familiar with those 50s movies where some innocuous creature is exposed to radiation and becomes this huge mutant thing that goes on a terrorizing rampage? Well, Columbia's like a homeowner's association exposed to 50s radiation -- I'm amazed you can get away with such a yard sale!

In all seriousness, as it turns out, I'll be up at Merriwether on the 19th.

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evil_d August 10, 2001 6:49 AM	quote: In all seriousness, as it turns out, I'll be up at Merriwether on the 19th. And I'm likely to be in South Jersey that whole weekend. But if that falls through, I'll stop by.
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wirthling
August 10, 2001 9:10 AM

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For those of you living outside the area, you're probably familiar with those 50s movies where some innocuous creature is exposed to radiation and becomes this huge mutant thing that goes on a terrorizing rampage? Well, Columbia's like a homeowner's association exposed to 50s radiation -- I'm amazed you can get away with such a yard sale!

We can only sell color-coordinated crap.

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In all seriousness, as it turns out, I'll be up at Merriwether on the 19th.

Who's playing?

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wirthling August 10, 2001 9:12 AM	quote: And I'm likely to be in South Jersey that whole weekend. But if that falls through, I'll stop by. Oh, I see. I'm the fall-back plan in case the Jersey thing doesn't work out. Bite me.
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evil_d
August 10, 2001 9:45 AM

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Oh, I see. I'm the fall-back plan in case the Jersey thing doesn't work out. Bite me.

I'm not sure people from Columbia have room to talk trash about New Jersey.

Anyway, one of my best friends is going to be home -- in Jersey -- for that particular weekend only, before going to India for seven months. So, yeah, buying a lamp shaped like a pink donkey at a yard sale is going to have to take a back seat to that.

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boorite August 10, 2001 9:55 AM	quote: I'm not sure people from Columbia have room to talk trash about New Jersey. Shit, people from Delaware have room to talk trash about New Jersey.
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wirthling
August 10, 2001 12:08 PM

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For those of you living outside the area, you're probably familiar with those 50s movies where some innocuous creature is exposed to radiation and becomes this huge mutant thing that goes on a terrorizing rampage? Well, Columbia's like a homeowner's association exposed to 50s radiation -- I'm amazed you can get away with such a yard sale!

We can only sell color-coordinated crap.

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In all seriousness, as it turns out, I'll be up at Merriwether on the 19th.

Who's playing?

I just looked it up -- Crosby, Stills, and Nash.

kaufman is an old fart.

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kaufman August 10, 2001 12:21 PM	quote: quote: quote: In all seriousness, as it turns out, I'll be up at Merriwether on the 19th. Who's playing? I just looked it up -- Crosby, Stills, and Nash. kaufman is an old fart. Hey, seeing them doesn't automatically make you old. I saw them once before -- when I was 17. Granted, Jimmy Carter was president then, but who's counting?
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wirthling
August 10, 2001 12:38 PM

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In all seriousness, as it turns out, I'll be up at Merriwether on the 19th.
Who's playing?
I just looked it up -- Crosby, Stills, and Nash.

kaufman is an old fart.
Hey, seeing them doesn't automatically make you old. I saw them once before -- when I was 17.

Granted, Jimmy Carter was president then, but who's counting?

Actually, I've seen them in concert, too, and Neil Young performed with them, too. (It was at a Bill Graham memorial concert in '91.) They rocked. The best part of that concert, though, was when Carlos Santana and John Fogerty jammed with the Grateful Dead.

Oh, Journey was there, too. *chortle*

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Spankling
August 10, 2001 12:47 PM

That reminds me of the Super Bowl of Rock concerts I used to go to in Soldiers Field in Chicago. Guys walked up and down the aisles with vender boxs yelling, "White cross! Get yer white cross! Opium!" Pipes just wondered down the line. Jugs of water flew through the air like mexican hats in a Speedy Gonzales cartoon splashing down on smoking, stoned out, long hair, heads. Clothing optional.

Being young in the late 70s rocked.

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kaufman August 10, 2001 12:59 PM	quote: Actually, I've seen them in concert, too, and Neil Young performed with them, too. (It was at a Bill Graham memorial concert in '91.) They rocked. The best part of that concert, though, was when Carlos Santana and John Fogerty jammed with the Grateful Dead. Oh, Journey was there, too. chortle Lucky you! I have (4 hours of) that day on tape, in case you ever need a copy.
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wirthling
August 10, 2001 1:10 PM

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Actually, I've seen them in concert, too, and Neil Young performed with them, too. (It was at a Bill Graham memorial concert in '91.) They rocked. The best part of that concert, though, was when Carlos Santana and John Fogerty jammed with the Grateful Dead.

Oh, Journey was there, too. *chortle*
Lucky you! I have (4 hours of) that day on tape, in case you ever need a copy.

Oh, you can probably see me in the crowd on that tape! I'm the long-haired guy wearing a tie-die who looks high.

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kaufman
August 10, 2001 1:21 PM

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Actually, I've seen them in concert, too, and Neil Young performed with them, too. (It was at a Bill Graham memorial concert in '91.) They rocked. The best part of that concert, though, was when Carlos Santana and John Fogerty jammed with the Grateful Dead.

Oh, Journey was there, too. *chortle*
Lucky you! I have (4 hours of) that day on tape, in case you ever need a copy.

Oh, you can probably see me in the crowd on that tape! I'm the long-haired guy wearing a tie-die who looks high.

Nice trick, considering that it's audiotape ... pass the acid!

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wirthling
August 10, 2001 1:24 PM

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Actually, I've seen them in concert, too, and Neil Young performed with them, too. (It was at a Bill Graham memorial concert in '91.) They rocked. The best part of that concert, though, was when Carlos Santana and John Fogerty jammed with the Grateful Dead.

Oh, Journey was there, too. *chortle*
Lucky you! I have (4 hours of) that day on tape, in case you ever need a copy.

Oh, you can probably see me in the crowd on that tape! I'm the long-haired guy wearing a tie-die who looks high.
Nice trick, considering that it's audiotape ... pass the acid!

kaufman has audiotapes. kaufman is an old fart.

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wirthling August 10, 2001 1:35 PM	I just checked out kaufman's home page. Dr. kaufman is not only an old fart but also the pinnacle of geekdom. I am unworthy.
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kaufman August 10, 2001 9:35 PM	quote: I just checked out kaufman's home page. Dr. kaufman is not only an old fart but also the pinnacle of geekdom. I am unworthy. Bah, you are wirthy!
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boorite August 14, 2001 11:44 AM	quote: I just checked out kaufman's home page. Dr. kaufman is not only an old fart but also the pinnacle of geekdom. I am unworthy. But HE doesn't have this:
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wirthling August 14, 2001 11:57 AM	quote: quote: I just checked out kaufman's home page. Dr. kaufman is not only an old fart but also the pinnacle of geekdom. I am unworthy. But HE doesn't have this: Hey! That's a fake! They didn't start making the wirthling dollar until 1986!
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gabe_billings August 14, 2001 12:15 PM	quote: I just checked out kaufman's home page. Dr. kaufman is not only an old fart but also the pinnacle of geekdom. I am unworthy. Good lord. No wonder I was getting spanked so thoroughly in the 'What are the rules of this contest' contest. I was up against an inhuman thinking machine. And he knows how to use a compass!
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boorite August 15, 2001 7:59 AM	quote: They didn't start making the wirthling dollar until 1986! Ah, what a year! The Golden Girls won an Emmy for comedy series, "That's What Friends Are For" won a Grammy for best song, and 300 lb. serial killer Hernandez Leyva escaped from a Mexican prison.
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skagg August 15, 2001 10:06 AM	boorite has found the archives of those companies tha print you the news on the day you were born
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kaufman
August 15, 2001 10:15 AM

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They didn't start making the wirthling dollar until 1986!

Ah, what a year! The Golden Girls won an Emmy for comedy series, "That's What Friends Are For" won a Grammy for best song, and 300 lb. serial killer Hernandez Leyva escaped from a Mexican prison.

The Challenger went kaboom, the President's age exceeded his IQ, Jerry went into a coma, and Bill Buckner did his impression of the Gateway Arch. Crappy year.

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boorite August 15, 2001 10:40 AM	quote: Bill Buckner did his impression of the Gateway Arch. Hahaha, he lost to a guy named Mookie. "I, Mookie, have vanquished thee! Tremble at the name of Mookie!"
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wirthling August 15, 2001 10:40 AM	At least the wirthling dollar was there to reunite the human spirit and carry us through those tough times.
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boorite August 15, 2001 11:12 AM	quote: At least the wirthling dollar was there to reunite the human spirit and carry us through those tough times. And kill L. Ron Hubbard.
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