I started joke-rapping to myself and came up with the lyric, "Don't get high on your own supply!" And at the same time, I was on stripcreator. And then it dawned on me. Music videos! Show me yours.

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Fart.

its stupid but funny:)

Heeeey... I see you have a great future lined up as the next generation's Vanilla Ice!

anythings possible. I don't think I'm classy enough for Vanilla Ice though, eh, inflatable dude?

*aims a bazooka at the band* no...no one will EVER see them again... bahahahah! *foams at the mouth*

very random and stupid... NIIIICE!

Rap and metal are like oil and water. They don't mix. They didn't mix when Anthrax did it, and they don't mix now!

Just m $0.02

I know. They work about as well together as Techno and Polka. Or Klezmer and Speed-Metal.

Actually, Techno and Polka work pretty well together.

Doom metal and polka seem to be good friends too. Don't get it? Listen to Candlemass' cover of "Bullfest".

The scariest thing is techno mixed with country... *shudders*

I lost mah doggie *BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM* at the country fair *BOOM BOOM CHIK BOOM BOOM*...

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Bright Eyed Sleaze. That's great.

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I kind of like this one. I'm sorry if anyone gets offended at Limbaugh's little solo. That's probably what he would say if he had to freestyle.

Terrible choice for Limbaugh's character, but not too bad I guess.

Ahh, Al Franken and Rush Limbaugh. Could there be a more moronic battle?

Maybe Warcraft fans Vs. Starcraft fans...

or LOTR fans v.s. Citizen Kane fans!

um... I'm not joking.

just go here. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033467/board/thread/687080

Hahahahahaha, oh god that's sad. I like LOTR, but Peter Jackson has made three great movies, and many other campy, funny, strange films. He's a great filmmaker? Someone forgot to mention Meet the Feebles, and Dead Alive to this guy. Sure, LOTR was great, and the others are camp classics, but take away Jackson's magic CGI want, and what's left?

LOTR is a great film, but it is blssed. Based on a great book that's loved the world over, filmed in New Zealand (perfect setting), acted by tremendous people, splashed with several coats of beautiful CGI, and someone shat out a golden egg with the screenplay.

Citizen Kane is old. Very old. Most of the people who acted in that movie had never been seen. They were all radio actors/actresses. Even discounting that, the acting was tremendous. People don't understand why it's such a great film today because so many people have built upon what that film started. Is it "teh bets film evar!!"? Not anymore. But it was the best film of it's time, and certainly holds it's own with modern films.

as long as nobody messes with stanley kubrick, im cool

Lolita is one of my fave films ever. DR. STRANGELOVE LIKE WOOT also.

Any Scorsese fans? Leone? Yeah. Great.

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See, I loved Dr. Strangelove, Clockwork, Full Metal Jacket, Shining, Barry Lyndon, 2001, etc. I couldn't really get into Eyes Wide Shut. I liked it, but it seemed to lack the punch of a lot of his other movies. And I won't even get into A.I. The worst thing he could have ever done was give some intellectual property to Spielburg. Spielburg went and butchered A.I. That was probably one of the dreariest, nausea-inducing, frustrating movies I have ever seen, and I hated nearly every minute of it.

Ugh. Spielberg. He turned the Holocaust into a theme ride. Bastard, bastard, bastard.

I didn't get Eyes Wide Shut, I mean, it was kind of perverse, no matter how attractive Nicole Kidman was, or how much (censored)sex there is. It's like you're viewing someone's private life... which is kind of sick.

Go see Lolita. Now.

The one thing that annoys me about Kubrick is this. Anthony Mann directed the first few scenes of Spartacus, but he was cut out of the project and it was given to Kubrick instead. Later, when the film was done, someone told him that he really liked the first couple of scenes. Kubrick's response: Thanks.