"Traffic has built up in the southern regions of the world, as hell freezes over."

"When boinky's six hour bout of frantic masturbation ended, he found himself in a very sticky situation."

Why must you all hurt me?

I hurt you because I love you.

"Stop! What the fuck are you doing outside?"

Not so fucking bossy now, are we, Mr. Stoplight?

"What the hell? All three lights are yellow!"

- Little Jimmy's mother had warned him not to leave the freezer door open...

"Stoplight popsicles for everyone!!!"

"News just in: we can report that a lorry carrying 40 tonnes of icing sugar has collided with an lorry carrying 40 tonnes of dynamite. The damage is said to be extensive and delicious..."

Yeah, but it's a dry cold.