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Spankling
January 30, 2004 9:21 PM

Let's say you live in a small country we will call "I" with some single form of wealth we will call "O." You are living under an oppressive panty-smear we can call "S." But then, along comes a vastly more powerful force ("U") run by "B" and bombs the crap out of you. The next thing you know your borders are like sieves and violent ass-piles from all over the world are moving in blowing up everything... again. The "U" don't like it, but can't do anything about it. "B" never saw it coming. He just wanted your "O"... plus he had it in for "S."

But you live in that country and find yourself thrust into leading the provisional government. Maybe your niece gave good head to "B's" corporate buddies at "H."

Your job as comic artist is to fill in the blanks. How would you run the country? What is your wealth source? Is life under "B" better or worse than under "S"? Who are the violent ass-piles and what do they want? Provide whatever details you like - whatever drives the plot and adds to the humor.

NO Photoshop entries! Photoshop entries are for terrorists. New stuff only. Try to keep a series to 5 or less unless it's getting RRRRREAAALLLLy funny.

So that's it. Someone is nation-building and they're trying to put you in charge. Make it funny. I'll judge when I'm damn good and ready. I'll let you know a day before I close the contest.

Enjoy.

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habnem January 30, 2004 11:31 PM	208379 208380 208381 208382 This series is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of any of the characters or events described herein to any actual people or events, past or present, is purely cynical.
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fpd February 2, 2004 5:00 PM	I had my fun with my derivative, hyper-literal, largely plaigiarized entry. This one is my more original, imaginative entry. 208800 208802 208808 208814 208816 This story has been fiction. If you believe it and wind up dead or in hell, don't blame me.
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israphael February 2, 2004 6:04 PM	208885 208893 208898 208906
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm February 3, 2004 3:52 PM	The fact that Spankling made a contest about Politics and Government and Andy Dougan hasnt bothered his lazy fucking arse entering says a lot about his REAL motivations on these forums.
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TheNewSoup February 3, 2004 7:28 PM	208909
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mmyers February 5, 2004 2:06 PM	209500 209506 209510 209518
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MikeyG February 5, 2004 7:15 PM	Well, I apparently proved a few things with this contest. I can beat a joke into the ground, even when it may not have been that amusing in the first place. I'm willing to go through four comics just to get to a retarded punchline. In this contest, I got nothing. 209547 209582 209593 209600
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lukket February 7, 2004 3:33 PM	209953 209956 209950 209958 209965
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lukket February 7, 2004 3:35 PM	209967 209968 209970 209973 209974
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lukket February 7, 2004 4:49 PM	sigh My Eighth strip in this contest should say "distraction" instead of "destruction"
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MikeyG February 7, 2004 7:35 PM	Donate, li'l buddy.
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lukket February 7, 2004 9:32 PM	quote: Donate, li'l buddy. I can't since I haven't got a credit card, and bank transfer to Paypal only works in the US :-/
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NeoVid February 8, 2004 2:08 PM	Same here. You can send Brad cash, too. Just send him a personal email asking where to send it.
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lukket February 8, 2004 2:31 PM	Neovid Yeah. I sent him a mail yesterday, but I haven't gotten any reply yet.
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israphael February 8, 2004 3:36 PM	quote: You can send Brad cash, too. He also excepts women's used underwear.
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Spankling February 8, 2004 8:00 PM	quote: quote: You can send Brad cash, too. He also excepts women's used underwear. Same as cash, really. OH! Judging! Right.... uh. Let me get to that early next week. Couple of days more and I'll read 'em and weep.
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MikeyG February 9, 2004 12:40 PM	Yah, I have no credit card either. I've just sent Brad checks in the past. And if this lawsuit I have against a collection agency works out, Brad will have a big ol' present in his mail. Hey, I think there should be a stipulation that anyone who donates a certain amount should get head. And it doesn't HAVE to be from Brad.
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Spankling February 10, 2004 7:57 PM	Time to drop the final bunker buster on this invasion. And unlike the current occupation of Iraq I'll make this quick. mmyers - The corp twist gave me the biggest laugh and so I pass the torch to you. Be careful what you light.
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mmyers February 11, 2004 10:34 AM	It's an honor and privelage to take the torch. Now what to do with it? More soon.
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MikeyG February 11, 2004 11:02 AM	Nice! mmyers is teh roxX0r
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jes_lawson February 12, 2004 7:53 AM	I was going to post a series about Ireland's highly marketable "Oirishness" making Blair wanting to invade and oust Seamus Heany, but I couldn't think of a punchline, so I went to a rock bar and got drunk instead. It probably wouldn't have beat mmyers anyway.
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